Aj Krump

It takes 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but only 3 for the perfect trigger squeeze.

[Jeremy Rutherford @jprutherford]

Barile back on the bench, so presumption is Backes is fine. #stlblues

[Aj Krump @AaronJKrump]

@wordstext this is my twenties

[Aj Krump @AaronJKrump]

"@engrossingfacts: Sarcasm enables the human brain to remain healthy and efficient in terms of problem solving" this is now my excuse😂😂

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

How parents nowadays explain to their kids how they met: “Well, it all started one day when your dad ‘liked’ one of my selfies.”

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Exactly why "Ladies first"

[Party Life @LifeAsParty]

When I'm drunk on Twitter

[Kyle @CardinalLane4]

Let's go @StLouisBlues. Solid Sunday with @AaronJKrump

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

"i'm my own wcw" - some ugly chick

[Gym Rats Welcome @Workout_Crazies]

The best therapy

[Bad Hockey Coach @TheBadCoach]

Playing with the puck is a lot like making love to a woman. You just gotta pound it as hard as you can for like 2 minutes.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Any day

[Country Words @Country_Words]

The only place that I wanna be, is where you are. -Keith Urban

[Aj Krump @AaronJKrump]

@DLoesch so jealous ...Christmas in Kuwait for this guy Merry Christmas from me to yours!

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Getting married at 22 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9:30pm.

[Aj Krump @AaronJKrump]

"@MyMindsAJoke: No one gets realer than your parents http://t.co/jKy7mPr7vy"

[Aj Krump @AaronJKrump]

"@NoChillOnTinder: Family Guy http://t.co/BPZMCR0r1U" 😂

[Aj Krump @AaronJKrump]

"@Manstagram_: Making redemption cup in beer pong http://t.co/aybk5mTeNI" @Kyle_Lane04