Aaron Ohio

The REAL Aaron Ohio aka the big spicy aka all the girls like me aka I'm so nicey. REAL words from THE greatest rythmn guitarist in the world.

[Aaron Ohio @AaronMohio]

THE MAGIC IS GONE AND THE DREAM IS OVER

[Aaron Ohio @AaronMohio]

CLEANING UP VLHS IS HARD WORK, ALMOST AS HARD AS BEING SHADY NASTY.

[Aaron Ohio @AaronMohio]

EVER NOTICE HOW SOME TWITTER NAMES ARE AWESOME AND THE ACCOUNTS SUCK? NOT THIS ONE THOUGH, CAUSE I'M FUCKING AWESOME. YOU'RE WELCOME.

[Aaron Ohio @AaronMohio]

@dovves THAT'S ALL ANYONE WANTS FROM ME

[Aaron Ohio @AaronMohio]

I'M SO RIDICULOUSLY GOOD LOOKING. I ALMOST FEEL BAD FOR THE REST OF YOU.

[Weird Mom @kellzsch]

"Wow you have the cutest boobs!" -lady in my gym locker room. LOLz.

[Aaron Ohio @AaronMohio]

.@aaronbrohio WHO?? TRY AGAIN. GIVE UP? I'M THE REAL AARON OHIO

[Aaron Ohio @AaronMohio]

NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE SEE MY GENIUS

[Aaron Ohio @AaronMohio]

ZOMBIE PROM WAS AWESOME! @aaronbrohio IS STILL A FRUSTRATED PSUEDO VIRGIN

[Aaron Ohio @AaronMohio]

A-FAP ROCKY

[Aaron Ohio @AaronMohio]

SOME PEOPLE PISS EXCELLENCE, I SHIT THE HITS. MY GAS SOUNDS BETTER THAN YOUR FOLK PUNK BAND.

[Aaron Ohio @AaronMohio]

.@thetannerduffy *THE REAL AARON OHIO TWITTER

[Aaron Ohio @AaronMohio]

FEEL FREE TO FEEL ME IF YA SEE ME.

[Aaron Ohio @AaronMohio]

@pussycowla @aaronbrohio JUST SOMETHING ELSE BROHIO WILL RIDE MY COAT TAILS WITH #FRAUD

[Aaron Ohio @AaronMohio]

.@aaronbrohio INDEX, MIDDLE, RING, PINKIE, AND THUMB.

[Aaron Ohio @AaronMohio]

@aaronbrohio THEY'RE GONNA MURDER ME BECAUSE THEY THINK YOU'RE ME...DICK.

[Aaron Ohio @AaronMohio]

@chrisfarren REAL HIPSTERS DON'T BUY FARREN, THEY "FIND" THINGS.

[Aaron Ohio @AaronMohio]

IF ANYONE NEEDS ME I'LL BE DOING MY BEST VAL VENUS IMPRESSION WITH MY LEFT AND RIGHT HANDS...

[Aaron Ohio @AaronMohio]

I'M SO HANDSOME GIRLS HAVE TO COME AT ME LIKE A HANDICAP MATCH. TWO DIMES FOR THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME.

[Aaron Ohio @AaronMohio]

@pussycowla EMBRACE THE REALEST AARON OHIO, SHARE WITH YOUR FOLLOWERS MY GREATNESS AND YOU WILL BE RE-PAYED BY KARMA #KARMA #NOTTHESTRIPPER