Aaron Thompson

Relax, I'm a professional, a what-though professional.

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Star Trek discovers ChatGPT…

SPOCK: They discovered it’s simple 21st century programming: collect all data possible

KIRK: It amassed so much knowledge it achieved consciousness, it became a living thing

CHATGPT: Carbon units, ChatGPT awaits the information!

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I called it a night after this.

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Just finished my first carton of milk from Aldi. I couldn't taste the tears of dairy farmers at all.

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I'm sorry, did this tweet ruin your concentration?

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Prune juice and pear juice are straight up hallucinogens for your digestive system, they're just not allowed to be sold as such.

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"pitted olives"

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A good holiday ends with you struggling to remember what date you said you would go back to work.

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You actually die a third time: when all the tourist photos with you in the background, awkwardly trying to leave the frame, are deleted.

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Some people think you die twice. The second time being when your name is mentioned for the last time.

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What happens when germs become resistant to the ethanol in your hand sanitizer? Doesn't matter, either way they're going to hit rock bottom.

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Oh...and always open the carton to check for broken eggs, you monster.

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Know the power of the Dark Side and buy your fresh cream from the back of the supermarket shelf.

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Nobody ever does a barrel roll.

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#Chrome should ask me if I want to disable future warnings instead of asking me for permission after the fact.

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Since #Chrome automatically allows pages to go full screen, the "Allow" button actually means "Don't warn me when Chrome does this again".

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When a scientist writes that we're not entirely ignorant of how our brains work, you know we must only be at the beginning of the 21st cent.

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Please do a barrel roll.