Aaron Winters

Multi-variate & Quasi-Marginalized Creative & Post-Precarious Academic. My less unhireable proto-persona tweets at @primarily_dsgn

[Aaron Winters @AaronWinters916]

I started a design-centric account @primarily_dsgn if you'd prefer to avoid all the politics and current events.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Yet universal background checks would constitute tyranny? https://t.co/wqGZtL65O9

[Aaron Winters @AaronWinters916]

@KT_So_It_Goes @UrbanAchievr “Spare the door, dont spoil the child”: Keeping them all hermetically sealed for safe keeping and freshness has also proven to increase standardized test scores. Nearly as much as stone and soil has raised sea levels.

[Aaron Winters @AaronWinters916]

I wouldn’t have put money on this one. Lame ducks gonna lame so hard. https://t.co/z3mEYu1D4b

[Fight for the Future @fightfortheftr]

Thank yoU @SenFeinstein from California for standing up to the powerful telecom lobby and voting on behalf of 86% of Americans to save #NetNeutrality. You are an Internet hero 😍

[Aaron Winters @AaronWinters916]

2 can play at that game:
- Scientology is the science of studying science.
- Studying Scientology makes you a Gastroenterologist.
- My smartest words are largely https://t.co/bsFQ2EXskn

[The Hill @thehill]

GOP lawmaker says rocks falling into the ocean are partly to blame for higher sea levels
https://t.co/2zQIr4e3Td

[Aaron Winters @AaronWinters916]

Warner is really getting comfortable in his recent role as a complete POS. https://t.co/5VZ1CGNyEE

[Aaron Winters @AaronWinters916]

@libshipwreck Making the bricks *out of * homeless people is more movie Soylent than real Soylent could ever hope to be.

[Aaron Winters @AaronWinters916]

@Marggg @mgoldst Find a local nonprofit/cause important to you, look at what they need. Volunteer for a set amount of time / projects. Make it yours. You’re better off being invaluable for a month to something worthy than miserable scraping up $200 from the types of clients students end up with.

[🍉 No Mods, No Masters 🍉 @tarintowers]

Frisco was cool until everybody cool got evicted. There's like one noise band and four comedians leftover from 2002. It sucks. https://t.co/nsP2REmoFd

[Aaron Winters @AaronWinters916]

@justinshanes If more dudes respected an objectively questionable number of throw pillows as the red flag it is, there would be far fewer kegerators on Craigslist

[Dudley Storey @dudleystorey]

https://t.co/mRW0SmtDv5 looks like a Black Mirror-esque dystopian nightmare, but smuggles in a clever message about the pressure of social media.

[Aaron Winters @AaronWinters916]

“@SiliconHBO episode” is the new black. https://t.co/Ne7jLWMv9T

[Aaron Winters @AaronWinters916]

@eli_schiff @yellowicon @_Everaldo What the literal ...???

[Aaron Winters @AaronWinters916]

Remember when Prince was the bad guy in The Punisher? https://t.co/EmrSyr48A1

[Josh Rogin @joshrogin]

Erik Prince's company is running the largest private security training center in China. Wow. https://t.co/vQDZG6WWr2 @washingtonpost

[Owen Ellickson @onlxn]

live shot of Rudy on Hannity

[Aaron Winters @AaronWinters916]

TFW it’s after your bedtime but the party is too loud to go hide behind your hedge. https://t.co/a2cC9QYqGA

[Sean Spicer @seanspicer]

Tonight’s #WHCD was a disgrace

[Aaron Winters @AaronWinters916]

We got tired of winning. https://t.co/SI5I6zE4hQ

[Bloomberg @business]

U.S. sees first net private employment loss in 7 years https://t.co/xjdLt9ht4u

[Adam Smith @asmith83]

We're really in the "say the quiet part out loud" era of politics, huh?

[Matt Pearce 🦅🇺🇸 @mattdpearce]

The Sacramento Bee laid off 15 journalists today. Here's McClatchy's executive compensation. Crazy, isn't it? Newsrooms get smaller, and executive pay gets bigger. https://t.co/wgKwE5ruOy