Aaron

More bacon then the pan can handle.
Fun and Fabulous, Available for Single and Couples Aesthetic Shibari Workshops.

[•* @mirucii_]

all that “gay marriage will destroy society” and its literally just this

[Aaron @Aaron_DidgeMan]

@realDonaldTrump Its the crack in the brainwashing that will cause the destruction of the maga cult back to the fractured, chaotic, mutually hating republicults they came from

[Aaron @Aaron_DidgeMan]

@themetallicmoon I volunteer as tribute

[Aaron @Aaron_DidgeMan]

How strong of a drink do I make? Well, I just had a grown ass adult try to convince me the earth is flat, while I am actively telling him, "you fucking idiot, how does your brain have enough power to keep your heart and lungs working...
& you are NOT Batman... "

[Aaron @Aaron_DidgeMan]

@xxxpig3 Beautiful

[Aaron @Aaron_DidgeMan]

@RonnoYeenie @TraxGSD Tok for Besoket

(used to work at IKEA, the cash registers flash that with every transaction... It means "thanks for your business"... But I wish it meant "fuck you, no you can't have a catalog and I'm not bagging your shit")

[Aaron @Aaron_DidgeMan]

@girl_2904 @HistoricalWaifu @b0tster Wasn't there an entire Kardashian dress up game, where people would buy digital clothes for an avatar more the reason the floodgates opened on "pay to look pretty" systems

[BEN @benonlyfns]

I love Gloryholes! Do you want to join me next time? 😈

[Aaron @Aaron_DidgeMan]

@brenerstiff Damn dude, nice pic, ur really looking good!

[Aaron @Aaron_DidgeMan]

@tucnueguh It's what I live for

[Aaron @Aaron_DidgeMan]

@PupperDavey #jealous, #gapegoals

[Aaron @Aaron_DidgeMan]

Nothing like deep cleaning and finding reminders of my renegade bakery... Who feels like baking some "cookies" 🤭😘🤟

[Aaron @Aaron_DidgeMan]

Shibari, it's not always a sex thing, sometimes it's about making big, awkwardly bulky shit easier to move so I can take a broke TV to recycling...
and I said it's not sexual; but a 60" plasma widescreen in a Hishi Karada does arouse me a bit.

[Aaron @Aaron_DidgeMan]

Another night home alone since the last ex's going away present will take about 2 weeks to clear up... And no physical contact with anyone till then.
🤬

[Aaron @Aaron_DidgeMan]

Whenever I'm dating a guy, and it seems like things are going well, that usually means I'm going to have to replace the locks in about a week or two...
This is JUST 2022... I think it's time to save money and splurge on an electric lock where I can just change a pin code.

[Aaron @Aaron_DidgeMan]

@italianbutgay Challenge Accepted!

[Aaron @Aaron_DidgeMan]

@ColtSpence_ @DumBoundJock365 Wow, they have really improved that dungeon (over the past decade)

[Aaron @Aaron_DidgeMan]

@Liampcahill Wow, you managed to get a pic with him without him being just a collosal douche nozzley,crusty piece of shit to Anyone who he might consider a "fan".... Congrats!

[Aaron @Aaron_DidgeMan]

No! Not Ivana!

Curse you 2022!

Now what Rich, out of touch, spoiled socialite is gonna be slapping cops?

[Aaron @Aaron_DidgeMan]

@archangel60014