Al Ways

[Al Ways @Aaron_Hurrout]

Shat-tegories #ShartToys @midnight

[Al Ways @Aaron_Hurrout]

Mario Sharty 2 #ShartToys @midnight

[Al Ways @Aaron_Hurrout]

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank #ShartBooks @midnight

[Al Ways @Aaron_Hurrout]

Smears and Bloating in Las Vegas #ShartBooks @midnight

[Al Ways @Aaron_Hurrout]

Charlie and the Chocolate Squirts Factory #ShartBooks @midnight

[Al Ways @Aaron_Hurrout]

New York Skankee's player Itchy-Hole Suzuki has been moved to Designated Spitter after last nights performance #SexyBaseball @midnight

[Al Ways @Aaron_Hurrout]

When my girlfriend drinks she thinks she's DMX

[Al Ways @Aaron_Hurrout]

@TylerThayne @GSchmidt333 @spoon111111 Hey, whatcha guys talkin about

[Al Ways @Aaron_Hurrout]

Every time I'm home I got into Phoebe's room, find her new puzzles and take one piece out of every box

[Al Ways @Aaron_Hurrout]

I put Baby in the corner

[Al Ways @Aaron_Hurrout]

Chicken nuggets taste way better when they're shaped like dinosaurs

[Al Ways @Aaron_Hurrout]

I miss the days when olives could fit on my fingers. Growing up is hard

[Al Ways @Aaron_Hurrout]

Someone somewhere is getting kicks out of watching people trying to figure what pump they're on

[Matthew Weeks @MJWeeks24]

You don't need tits to be a bitch

[Al Ways @Aaron_Hurrout]

I miss Entourage

[Al Ways @Aaron_Hurrout]

Opening Netflix to watch one episode is like trying to go to the bar to have one drink

[Al Ways @Aaron_Hurrout]

Law and Order SVU is on. I wonder what this episode is about?

[Al Ways @Aaron_Hurrout]

Slim Jims and gas station pickles

[Al Ways @Aaron_Hurrout]

Suck one dick and all of a sudden you're gay #TheWorldWeLiveIn