NOW THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFICIALLY PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (THANK YOU DONALD!), I HAVE MANY BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS TO MAKE! FIRST, EVERY TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER IS NULL AND VOID, STEPHEN MILLER AND EVERY TRUMP GOON IS FIRED, AND THE TRUMP CORRUPTION PROBE IS OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED! HEALTH CARE IS NOW FREE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!) AND ALL MOMS GET FREE CHILDCARE SO WE CAN HAVE MORE BABIES!!! ALSO CANNABIS IS NOW LEGAL AND ABORTION IS BACK FOR WOMEN WHO WANT IT. I WILL SOON BE BANNING ALL TICKETMASTER FEES AND THERE WILL BE NO MORE COMMERCIALS ALLOWED DURING NBA AND NFL GAMES, AS WELL AS ALL BRAVO βREAL HOUSEWIVESβ SHOWS (LONGER EPISODES!). EVERY AMERICAN FAMILY NOW GETS A βTARIFF AND GAS SPIKE REFUNDβ TO BUY A CHEAP ELECTRIC CAR! THE COUNTRY IS NOW RUN BY SOMEONE WHO CAN ACTUALLY COMPLETE A SENTENCE. AMERICA IS NOW βHOTβ BECAUSE YOU HAVE A DYSLEXIC PRESIDENT INSTEAD OF A BRAIN-DEAD ONE. BIG UPGRADE!!! β GOVERNOR GCN
@FBIDirectorKash@MischelynnScar7 Nobody cares that you called in a favor to get back your crypto money.
Arrest some pedophiles who are trafficking and mutilsting chidren.
.@RepTedLieu: "Donald Trump is in the Epstein files thousands & thousands of times. In those files, there's highly disturbing allegations of Donald Trump raping children, of Donald Trump threatening to kill children."
For the sake of redundancy, Iβll say it again. If Bill Clinton is found to have sexually assaulted ANYONE on Epsteinβs sadistic little island, he should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
See how easy that was you fucking MAGA pedophile protectors?
@Matt_Pinner@navahochick56 Why would I lie about voting for one of the best Presidents this nation has ever had?
Least I didnβt vote for a bloviating clementine urinal cake.
She was accused of ramming a Border Patrol vehicle in Chicago before an agent shot her and Homeland Security branded her a domestic terrorist.
Now, a judge has dismissed the charges against her and Marimar Martinez tells me, "I'm a survivor."