Aarti Patil

[S. J. @WickedSexyWater]

Three functions of every BJP official 1) To deny the need of changes 2) To attack those who want changes 3) To blame Congress for no changes

[Aarti Patil @AartiPatil2]

@BollywoodGandu @stupidusmaximus What's common between Iqbal Sharma and Kareena? At some point, Saif has told them both to go to a library.

[Aarti Patil @AartiPatil2]

@BollywoodGandu @WickedSexyWater If you ever want to commit suicide, jump from Saif Ali Khan’s Ego Level to Kareena Kapoor’s IQ Level.

[Aarti Patil @AartiPatil2]

@CricketPlayBack @Cricketology @hariprasan @advyccassandhu its suspended

[Aarti Patil @AartiPatil2]

Don't hold to anger, hurt or pain. They steal your energy and keep you from love.

[S. J. @WickedSexyWater]

“Welcome to the Shiv Sena hot line. Please press one if you speak Marathi or two to be disconnected until you can.”

[S. J. @WickedSexyWater]

Couples are out, eating. Singles are home, tweeting.

[S. J. @WickedSexyWater]

1947: When a politician would lay down his life for his country.
2012: When a politician will lay down your life for his country.

[Aarti Patil @AartiPatil2]

@Aashkey Hell yeah.

[S. J. @WickedSexyWater]

@kamaalrkhan will get laid #BeforeWomenGetReady

[S. J. @WickedSexyWater]

When this guy said 'Hashtags are an extinct', I replied with 'So is good grammar' He then said 'Fully Agreed' after which, I wanted to die.

[S. J. @WickedSexyWater]

I know there are better things in life than beer, but beer makes up for the fact that I don’t have any of them.

[Aarti Patil @AartiPatil2]

@WelbornMedia Nope

[CrankyPappy @CrankyPappy]

Dear Jesus
Please save me from your fucking followers.
Amen