My life might look like the dream on Instagram but instead of my alarm clock waking me up this morning my roommates arse actually went off a lot louder and earlier
It’s so British of me not to complain there’s no vegetarian options on the quarantine meal choices and ask for something different, but instead chose the least meaty options and pick around it 😂😂
New boss texted me yesterday (day before I fly) telling me to pack a ‘chic white dress’ for white party. I own 0 white clothes and no idea how to interpret chic. Desperate call to friends and asos next day, I am now the owner of 3 white dresses none of which I believe to be chic
Almost two weeks on and can’t stop thinking about how I sent a boy I was dating a 👀 pic and he replied with ‘thank you’, I will never recover from this