corbs

do you want a pammy’s full english?

[corbs @colonelcorbs_]

@PinnacleSF I DM’d you and no reply… 👍🏼

[corbs @colonelcorbs_]

Hi @PinnacleSF - we have experienced 3 no shows for an engineer to visit about a suspected leak during the same week now. The problem has not gone away and could be dangerous. We have called to complain about this but nothing seems to change. Do you think this is acceptable?

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

Damn how much daylight they tryna save?? it's dark as hell

[corbs @colonelcorbs_]

All I could see is a giant hoola hoop with dog food inside #GBBO

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

Damn right he's freed baby 🎉

[abi dickson @abidickson01]

No sound is worse than the I phone alarm

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Credit where credit’s due - turns out the government can organise a piss-up.

[corbs @colonelcorbs_]

Why do people put ‘fiancé’ in their insta bio though?

[corbs @colonelcorbs_]

Back in London less than 24 hours and have already lost it at how impolite and unfriendly the majority of these lot are

[corbs @colonelcorbs_]

@AbBecCoop @megan_lawton @SasssyB Ffs 😂😂🥺

[flamin nora @katieogunsakin]

everytime money leaves my bank account because I’ve spent it

[corbs @colonelcorbs_]

Finding in-date food in the work fridge you’d forgotten about >

[Prinny LaGirl @PrinnyRae]

Paying extra for your coffee to be made with non dairy milk is a form of discrimination

[corbs @colonelcorbs_]

I have actively turned down a night out on two occasions this weekend. Whether I’m proud of myself or slightly disappointed remains to be seen.

[corbs @colonelcorbs_]

Swung by M&S on my way home for a cocktail tinny and a profiterole dessert for 1 and if that isn’t the advert for a single ass 27 year old I dunno what is

[corbs @colonelcorbs_]

Some people drunk buy plane tickets but I drunk buy self-help books on attachment theory and that’s where I’m at

[Missguided @Missguided]

Today's the only day you can RT this x

[cancela lansbury @gossipbabies]

October… the Thursday of the year. Slutty but intellectual

[Sarah Phelps @PhelpsieSarah]

Fuck - and I simply cannot stress this enough - off.