juke

stuck between dgaf and gaf

[CITIUS MAG @CitiusMag]

This weekend, @ethanjhermann ran under the U.S. Olympic Trials qualifying mark with a 2:17:03 at the Philadelphia Marathon. He was later DQ’ed because his coach picked up a bottle and handed it over to him at an aid station.

READ MORE: https://t.co/LvT0373Wz5

“I don’t fully have to agree, but I fully get it,” he tells @TheLapCount. “I just have to learn from it, move forward, and take on the next challenge in time.”

📷 @stanleyphoto

[roo nostalgia @roonostalgia]

the moment you start thinking too hard is the moment you stop moving

[juke @Abbasicallyy]

@brendanboyle_ Gotta cop

[juke @Abbasicallyy]

@will_bryant3 Not the live tweet reaction

[juke @Abbasicallyy]

You spittin now Sarah!

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

where are cartoon network’s theme parks??? why is there no adventure time land???

[J A H🌗 @VilleNotVile]

FUCK

[juke @Abbasicallyy]

@brittan21352559 @mwheeler37 @willsmith Come on miss Brittany the joke is riiiiight there

[maybe: emmy @emmmysteele]

pop....six...squish...

[juke @Abbasicallyy]

@bmpags Lolllll that’s me with most men🫠

[juke @Abbasicallyy]

I hate brothers because why did mine just text me during work to say next Tuesday is National poop day. Okay?? What do I do with that info

[Will. @will_bryant3]

Hypocrites 🫠

[juke @Abbasicallyy]

@VilleNotVile Swig is insane but I agree with waterfall

[i put the ma in matcha @bmpags]

I’m tired of eating at home 😂

[juke @Abbasicallyy]

@Villenouss Check power and slime shit

[juke @Abbasicallyy]

@balee_renee But we made it out tho🥲 and look @ us now

[Matt Novak @paleofuture]

A billionaire losing a “do you like me” poll on a service he paid $44 billion for is just an objectively funny way for this whole thing to end

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Trump has already sold out all 45,000 of his $99 digital trading cards. The same people screaming about “inflation” and “gas prices” just paid $99 for a single JPEG image.

[i put the ma in matcha @bmpags]

listen 😭 the soundtrack to this movie 10/10.. it was just the ending that killlllled me

[juke @Abbasicallyy]

@shroomyz @FuukYea @dosunonueve @thatjackpot_ @Liltamale2 @Allanstakks And accused her of lying. She has a right to defend herself 💀

[juke @Abbasicallyy]

@FuukYea @Allanstakks Yo where you work at fr. I’ll drive from the top of CA to the bottom if I must