Abbey Bauer

aggressively average

[Abbey Bauer @Abbey026]

100% the girl that would rather stay home cuddle and watch college football on a Saturday night than go to some party..

[katsu @katsuxbt]

Rookie Giannis says he didn’t know what a “per diem” was, so he pocketed the cash, rented a limousine, and took his whole family to Walmart

“They had this limousine in front of the Pfister, I’d never seen a limousine. I went inside and asked if I can order food. They gave me a “per diem” but I didn’t know what a “per diem” was”

“I said, ‘Oh, this is my money.’ They said, ‘Yes, your money.’ I put it in my pocket. Then I asked, ‘Can I order room service?’ He said yes but he meant with the “per diem.” I didn’t know”

“So I ordered everything, ice cream, pizza, chicken wings. Everything I couldn’t have as an athlete, I wanted it”

“Then when I picked up my family from Chicago, I called my agent: ‘Can you get me a limousine?’ He said, ‘Why?’ I said, ‘Because I want my family to have the same experience I had’”

“So I took them in a limousine, but I didn’t know where to take them. I said, ‘Mom, what do you want to do?’ She said, ‘Let’s get groceries.’ We went in a limousine… to Walmart. Southside Walmart”

[Abbey Bauer @Abbey026]

Was praying the USA wouldn’t play like a WI sports team but here we are..

[Milwaukee Bucks @Bucks]

Legendary run, 34.

[Zach Jacobson @zacobson]

usa is very packersesque in the sense that they will allow you to be happy about something for no more than 27 seconds

[Phil Mackey 🎙 @PhilMackey]

I think tonight’s USA soccer win proved that nothing brings this country together quite like bullsh*t officiating…

[jess ⚡️ @JessNoFace]

as a soccer fan of 3 weeks it is unforgivable what these refs are doing to our beautiful game

[Abbey Bauer @Abbey026]

USA

[MLB @MLB]

His friends were able to get the attention of Pirates' outfielder Bryan Reynolds and they went wild after he got thrown a baseball for his birthday 😮🔥

#MLB #Baseball #Sports

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s hot when you go outside and it’s hot.

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

respectfully… why did nobody in my bloodline lock in and secure the generational wealth before i got here?

[Abbey Bauer @Abbey026]

Birthdays are the worst man 🙃

[julia @juumelo_]

when I have a husband I will make him drink beer & watch sports outside with me

[Scottie Lee Meyers @ScottieMeyers]

Looking back at the good ol days.

[Jason K @JK4D7]

We’re back to real Bucks fans baby.

Get this bandwagon cleared off and reset. It’s real Bucks basketball time again.

[Abbey Bauer @Abbey026]

Having a smoothie today for Giannis 🙏🏻😭

[Maverick Johnson @MKEBucksCat]

My emotions are currently complicated.
1. I am sad. I grew up with Giannis. I will miss him
2. I am mad. Giannis played us on his way out.
3. I am relieved. A fog has been lifted off my life.
4. I am excited. New chapter. Let’s ride.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Every McDonald's should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is broken

[julia @juumelo_]

date idea we drink 7 beers and you tell me the exact moment you started liking me for the millionth time

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

“There’s an AI tool for that”

Ok? Well there’s probably an Ed Sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[Caitlin 🌚™️ @smoakinwellsy]

Y’all I’m not kidding when I say that Antonio Cipriano’s version of the national anthem is literally second above Whitney’s for me. I’ve watched it more times than I can count 😍