abbey

In a constant state of metanoia ~ 865 || 423 ~ @zakmesser

[abbey @AbbeyVSlice]

How can you look at a man with JUST a mustache and not automatically assume he’s a pervert/serial killer?

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

learned about the existence of women who aren’t compulsively sexually attracted to mustaches today

[abbey @AbbeyVSlice]

@marissa_catluvr Yeah it was like 10 min from my house and so great!

[abbey @AbbeyVSlice]

This will be me tonight

[noodle slut @marissa_catluvr]

I just saw @maydayparade and @AllTimeLow and I cried during both sets 🥹 14y/o me is screaming, crying, throwing up

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

When the wildfire team asks you to post "some prevention messaging" because it's going to be a hot, dry weekend

[Trash Spice @classicmeg]

If you’re dating a man and you’re not convinced that he’s absolutely obsessed with you, you are probably not dating the right man

[abbey @AbbeyVSlice]

@classicmeg Glad I’m not alone

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

“Even Orwell or Huxley couldn’t have predicted how bleak it would get..People having to worry about how their beer identified politically” -@RayKump

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

In otter news, when multiple sea otters float together, it's known as a raft. Some even hold hands while snoozing, unless one otter takes the last clam, prompting the other to "decide" their paw was cramping and let go to send a message. Research is pending.

#FridayFeeling

[abbey @AbbeyVSlice]

@shkmeat

[abbey @AbbeyVSlice]

@shkmeat The video is worth it!! 😂

[abbey @AbbeyVSlice]

@shkmeat This better be a joke…

[abbey @AbbeyVSlice]

Whoever invented Rain-X deserves every penny they have earned

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Babe they're not "ghosting" you, they're "adhering to Leave No Trace principles"

[abbey @AbbeyVSlice]

Oh to be a sea turtle floating with an algae pillow in the ocean…

[abbey @AbbeyVSlice]

What if the reason no one used to have anxiety was because they thought cigs were good for you so everyone just smoked instead of having anxiety..

[abbey @AbbeyVSlice]

@SaraBBrooks Girl I’m not even joking, come make my face glow✨

[abbey @AbbeyVSlice]

Can I hire someone to come do a nightly skincare routine for me every night like a mom tucking her kid in? I’m too dumb and lazy for this shit