Tired

[Tired @AbboudThatLife]

This New Years feels like the background event in the beginning of a disaster movie, idk why I got a bad feeling bout this new decade

[Historically Accurate Cyclops 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇲🇽🏴 @antifantti]

>renames DoD to DoW
>starts a war
>pretends not to fight a war
>loses

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

I feel like I’m going insane

[Gyarupan @PantsuVor]

"Ma'am, your husband died in Operation Epic Bacon. Sorry, no compensation, it wasn't a real war"

[The Soulful Mandrill @tinylittlehomie]

Holy shit did anyone else just feel that? I am pretty sure gas just got cheaper and none of the food is poison that kills you anymore

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

Not really what I want the Vice President to be saying

[洛兰 @justacoverband]

"could the way a character speaks be part of their character" listening to gamers is like watching cavemen discover fire

[cassie❣ @iHateCogsci]

Definitely not a psyop

[🇰🇵단일성 Commie on the Rez 단일성 🇰🇵 @patriach2051]

Thanks TrashCat

[Michael Stepniak @Det_ideafactory]

The "Who are you? Fox News?" and the hand wave dismissing them. Been wanting this shit for years.

[Tired @AbboudThatLife]

@hypocritesevery @WritesCoco you make it really obvious you're a teenager who hasn't started dating yet

[🎮𝙆𝙖𝙞𝙮𝙖🎮 @KaiKai2492]

Growing up if you were a straight guy seeing hot badass females was kinda something we always liked idk what happened are all of these guys gay or what

[daniel 🐌 @escargotpro_]

One insane thing is how many trump soundbites there are like "i dont care about prices" & "you'll have to pay more for gas & like it" & every pundit was like "he just cut Dems an ad for them" & like there are 0 ads being aired by Dems with any of these quotes lol

[Yeshiva Frat Leader @TullamoreJew_]

You people still don't get it. Even with a 'normal' leader you will never be more than four years from another coin toss of going back to this and the rest of the world now has to plan around that

[Armani @historyoarmani2]

this will become federal law soon. They’ll continue to raise the cost of rent so that you become homeless and funneled into the prison industrial complex where you’ll be forced to build data centers as a slave. It’s all so bleak

[lmaojank @lmaojank]

My contempt for the American voter will never cease because they really thought this fat ape was good for the economy.

[Spiro’s Ghost @AntiToxicPeople]

Holy fuck. Is she fucking insane? What an incredibly stupid point to make on all counts

[Art Crunchy @ArtCrunchy]

Incredible stat that.

[Zaki Hasan @zakiscorner]

The Winter Soldier is thawed just in time for the midterms.