Oscar de la Yenta

30% puns, 60% music, 10% pretzel.

[Oscar de la Yenta @Abbstract25]

i always enjoyed the expression "it didn't agree with my stomach". like there was a rational conversation involved, not diarrhea

[Oscar de la Yenta @Abbstract25]

@KUhlenkamp42 @quintabrunson That’s what I thought!

[Oscar de la Yenta @Abbstract25]

When Gregory proposes for real, it’s going to be in a remake of the flower classroom #abbotelementary @quintabrunson

[Oscar de la Yenta @Abbstract25]

I feel like in two weeks or so we’re going to learn that BJ Novak hates Scooby Doo, and then Mindy Kaling’s take on #Velma will make a lot more sense.

[Eric Feigl-Ding @DrEricDing]

⚠️MASK WEARING ADVISORY— New York City health department issues rec to #WearAMask “at all times when in an indoor public settings” including stores, schools, childcare facilities, elevators, public transit, public shared spaces, & even *crowded outdoor settings*! #BringBackMasks

[Nathan Allebach @nathanallebach]

The urbanism of Bethlehem, PA

[overdramatic loser @bangdinhoe]

This is the most beautiful and powerful speech I’ve ever seen. I love Lizzo so much

[John Morris @influxed]

Whirlaway Lounge, 3224 W Fullerton

[Oscar de la Yenta @Abbstract25]

Who needs Yelp or Michelin Stars when we have @lizzo?

[Oscar de la Yenta @Abbstract25]

Twitter Hanukkah

[JP @jpbrammer]

Twitter should miraculously stay on without staff for eight days

[The Beverly Tweetmaker @BvrlyTweetmaker]

I've been as critical of Lori Lightfoot as anybody, but loaning her suit to Fetterman for his orientation was a class move.

[Oscar de la Yenta @Abbstract25]

A heads up for my Gluten Free/ Celiac pals who are voting by mail:

The envelope glue contains gluten, so use a wet sponge to seal it!

[Oscar de la Yenta @Abbstract25]

I deleted Instagram and Facebook a while ago, and twitter is about to go to shit, so what’s the move, team?

(Please don’t say BeReal).

[LIZZO @lizzo]

PLEASE DONT GET COMFORTABLE W THE STATUS QUO

PLEASE DONT GET DISTRACTED BY CURRENT EVENTS

THE MIDTERM ELECTIONS ARE HERE

VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE

THE SUPREME COURT DEPENDS ON IT

REPRODUCTIVE HEALTH DEPENDS ON IT

VETERANS RIGHTS DEPEND ON IT

LGBTQIA+ RIGHTS DEPEND ON IT

[Oscar de la Yenta @Abbstract25]

Why does this keep happening to me

[Nathaniel Tapley @Natt]

I would so join The Queue for Angela Lansbury.

[Oscar de la Yenta @Abbstract25]

Last week on a flight I shared my headphones with a Romanian man who did not speak a lot of English, and we watched an episode of Murder She Wrote together.

#RIPAngelaLansbury

[Alex Yablon @AlexYablon]

Judaism should have a holiday that’s like the opposite of Yom Kippur where you recount all the times you were wronged in the past year

[Oscar de la Yenta @Abbstract25]

What theme song do you think pushed people over the edge to create the Skip Intro button? My guess is new girl

[Oscar de la Yenta @Abbstract25]

How do I tell everyone at this bar that it smells EXACTLY like the basement of the William Pitt Union

[Oscar de la Yenta @Abbstract25]

@jex_ewizabee !!