Abby Bennett

50% dog lover. 50% taco enthusiast.

[Abby Bennett @AbbyBennett11]

Can you beWEAVE this? Me either. But it’s stuck in the muffler now, so I’ll just WEAVE it for later.

[Abby Bennett @AbbyBennett11]

We really have nothing better to do with our time than to scroll through 500+ photos on a meme account to find your name spelled wrong, and honestly I’m here for it.

[REI @REI]

Co-op Story No. 29 | "Hiking the @GreatSmokyNPS and whitewater rafting Pigeon River. Lots of laughs and [country] jams on this celebratory college graduation road trip circa 2018." Story from co-op member @KaylaButOnline

[adele dazeem @KaylaButOnline]

Hiking the @GreatSmokyNPS and white water rafting Pigeon River. Lots of laughs and Shania Twain jams on this celebratory college graduation road trip circa 2018. #REImember

[Abby Bennett @AbbyBennett11]

I get nervous when I see people in jeans running.

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

if people in your life aren’t taking social distancing seriously, maybe this visual will help. https://t.co/AJULh0mYYx

[linc @lincandescent]

the dinosaurs never got vaccinated and look what happened to them FUCKING MADE INTO NUGGETS

[Abby Bennett @AbbyBennett11]

Shoot I forgot to wear my retainer last night for the 1383 day in a row.

[adele dazeem @KaylaButOnline]

Making toxic choices that you know won’t end well and trying to dodge the consequences of your own actions:

[M @LostAttSea]

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- 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙬𝙚 𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙨𝙪𝙗𝙩𝙞𝙩𝙡𝙚𝙨

[adele dazeem @KaylaButOnline]

DIY Halloween Decor Inspo-Board:

- Ur roommate’s charcoal sheet face-mask

- That one flickering lighbulb in the bathroom u keep forgetting to replace

- The old cupboard yam that grew tentacles

- A wolf spider in ur windowsill rolling up a giant moth like a goddamn burrito

[adele dazeem @KaylaButOnline]

With the increasing list of injuries that we’ve sustained since moving into our house, @AbbyBennett11 and I are 1). convinced our house is trying to murder us and
2). singlehandedly funding our nation’s healthcare system

[adele dazeem @KaylaButOnline]

A Queer Eye spin-off where contestants get to spend a whole life-changing week with one guy: BRULEY

[Brendan @brendanwahe]

Me talking to animals:

[Abby Bennett @AbbyBennett11]

@kr_russell Surprisingly I can change a tire if ya need help!

[adele dazeem @KaylaButOnline]

Nobody:

Cam, from the Bachelorette:
So here’s my medical history, you’ll notice the time I almost became an amputee but actually everything was fine. Once I had the flu for 3 days. Important to note that I also have several allergies including but not limited to shellfish, poll

[Abby Bennett @AbbyBennett11]

It’s currently 3:30 in the morning, I slept for a total of 3 hours last night, and I just created a playlist called “jelly & jams” I am thriving on a lack of sleep

[Abby Bennett @AbbyBennett11]

A lady came into work with a water bottle that said “good vibes only” but threatening to get me fired for turning off the waterfalls in the hot tub 3 minutes before we close doesn’t feel like a good vibe.