DearAbby

I like cold toilet seats.

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@Lovandfear You’re just realizing this now?

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Is the Illuminati hiring?

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They should do a remake of the wizard of oz but make it super dark. @HBO needs to make it into a series. I’ll write the script.

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@NAACP It wasn’t articulate at all.

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@contactabrother I did that once. My friend was complaining about being broke and agreed to a serving shift at the catering company I was a manager at. Didn’t show up. Never again.

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Fake tits with Bluetooth?

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@johnsmemes @elonmusk They’ve been doing that in Toronto for decades. It’s called critical mass - a clothing optional bike ride every Friday in the summer. I thought it was hilarious as a kid and it’s hilarious now.

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@Jayde8700 @JustinTrudeau You know the foster care system isn’t ‘free’ either, right? Which do you think costs less?

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@ask_aubry Why are doctors always murdering their wives?

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@dieworkwear That the beef is fake. They had those “clapbacks” ready ahead of time. Hip Hop has been fabricating rivalries for decades it’s good for sales.

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@elonmusk Ironic because Italians men are so hot.

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@EQuest38190 I could be on acid and make more sense than this doofus. @AlexanderSoros

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@profamirattaran @globeandmail I can’t believe lord Mapleleaf still has his account! You’re not embarrassed?

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@lporiginalg The entire country is like this.

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@puppychow35 @ask_aubry My thoughts exactly.

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@RewiretheWest If you had read the Iliad you would know that he’s about to go die. His wife becomes enslaved and his kid thrown off a roof and killed as a result. This picture is actually depicting her begging him to not go because she knows Hektor can’t win against Achilles.

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@fuckyouiquit Ringing up expensive fruit as bananas for 10 years now.

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@Phil_Lewis_ Yeah something smells fishy here. A stroke and then playing pickleball? Any doctors to weigh in on this? I don’t think you can recover that fast from a stroke..

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@iamharaldur Agreed

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@GirlfriendElsie @tabooghost @CBCNL Yeah I’ve worked in LTC for years and I’m positive it was another resident. The place is locked down at night.