airport caesar salad

a wet hunk of gristle in the shape of a hot sexy woman

[airport caesar salad @AbbyPleaseStop]

Im personally not ready for Timothee with facial hair

[airport caesar salad @AbbyPleaseStop]

I still don't understand how Taylor Swift's tour is still going on

[airport caesar salad @AbbyPleaseStop]

Glossier needs to give Malcolm gladwell a lifetime supply of boy brow

[airport caesar salad @AbbyPleaseStop]

Why is Taylor swift still on tour???

[airport caesar salad @AbbyPleaseStop]

I AM CRYING THAT MARIAH IS GONNA BE ON LAS CULTCH

[janedoe @sallybuggz]

“Men are visual creatures” then why does your apartment look like that?

[airport caesar salad @AbbyPleaseStop]

I LOVE CONTRA POINTS SHE NEVER
MISSES

[airport caesar salad @AbbyPleaseStop]

How much I love my dog makes me weep regularly Lmao

[airport caesar salad @AbbyPleaseStop]

Jax Taylor should 100% be in jail

[grapes at the farmers market @nicebigdog]

hey can I come over and be a huge burden

[airport caesar salad @AbbyPleaseStop]

The way Tom Schwartz says they can't afford to have his FATHER AND BROTHERS FLY TO CALIFORNIA but they spent over 50K on the fucking wedding with 18 dollar a piece invitations. Unfathomably dumb

[airport caesar salad @AbbyPleaseStop]

Scheana laughing at James rapping is so fucking funny

[airport caesar salad @AbbyPleaseStop]

Do these sad vanderpump apartments get better? I'm really hoping so I'm so depressed by them

[airport caesar salad @AbbyPleaseStop]

America is such trash

[pat regan @poregan]

Biden will now stand and announce if he was a faithful

[airport caesar salad @AbbyPleaseStop]

Schwartz, Sandoval, and Jax's complete lack of humor deserves severe punishment (experiencing mental breakdown starting vanderpump rules from the beginning)

[airport caesar salad @AbbyPleaseStop]

I really think Reece should divorce her husband lol

[airport caesar salad @AbbyPleaseStop]

I'm dead at this threesome storyline in bridgerton, we are off the rails completely

[airport caesar salad @AbbyPleaseStop]

Rewatching mad men want to beat Pete campbells ass god he sucks

[airport caesar salad @AbbyPleaseStop]

Whoever wrote the horny save Penelope from the novelty air balloon scene in season 3 of bridgerton is so good at their job lol