Abby Rae

[Abby Rae @AbbyRaeWI]

On a call to go over our insurance plan options and they’re talking co-pays. Can someone tell me where my monthly insurance payment goes? Like, why doesn’t insurance cover everything? Make it make sense.

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Just finished @britneyspears’ book. The Woman in Me is heartbreaking, but more importantly, it’s inspiring.

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Did anyone else go through a period of time where you were constantly bombarded with invites to passion parties where you could buy sex toys?

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@KatieRadio1 Lemme know, what my (very expensive) baby wants, my baby gets.

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I’m so glad my upstairs neighbor’s child has found joy in screaming at the top of their lungs while they run back and forth the length of the apartment.

[Abby Rae @AbbyRaeWI]

I ordered double curly fries for my sad girl Valentine dinner and the lovely ladies at @Arbys wished me a Happy Valentine’s Day and gave me this little chocolate. Absolutely made my day and I’m not so sad anymore.

[Abby Rae @AbbyRaeWI]

Finally finished #DeadToMe @1capplegate deserves every award ever made. The end.

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It was my sister’s birthday yesterday and we’re recapping last night. She goes, “I’m pretty sure I played the bongos on my own boobs.”

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But why???

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I was having a bad time. My mom came over with @culvers, then she cut up a pear and made me eat it, then she turned on the BBC version of Jane Eyre (which I pretended to hate, but loved), then made me tea and sweetened it with chewy lemonheads. She’s the best.

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@KatieRadio1 Yesssss!!!!

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Possible renames of the most recent #Dateline episode, “The Trouble at Dill Creek Farm.”…Who Wrote The Bitch Note?, Bye Bye Naked Ladies, Who Sent the Pube?…

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@KatieRadio1 I haven’t won shit.

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I’m at a meat raffle at a bar to benefit a church. #Wisconsin #Midwest

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@KatieRadio1 We’re dummies!

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@KatieRadio1 This is a great question. Also, why does she so desperately want to be kyle’s sister and replace her ACTUAL sisters???

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@KatieRadio1 Remember, according to my mom, we really need to be careful.

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It’s not a vacation with @KatieRadio1 if we’re not watching Scary Island. #RHONY

[Abby Rae @AbbyRaeWI]

One time this guy named Jay Spank called the house for my mom, who wasn’t home. I took down his name and number and told her to call him back when she got home. She did. After the call, she informed me that it was @Chase Bank.

[Abby Rae @AbbyRaeWI]

I went for a walk this morning and got about a block away from my house and realized something just didn’t seem right.

I totally forgot to wear a bra. I didn’t wanna turn back so my pancake titties just flapped directly on my body for 4 miles. It was fun.