Rob Carson Show

Host of Rob Carson's "What in the World?" on Newsmax TV, nationally syndicated radio host of the Rob Carson Show and comedy writer.

[Rob Carson Show @RobCarson]

Here's a sample of my show, Rob Carson's "What in the World?" for this weekend on NEWSMAX. Donald Trump says this show makes me the funniest man on TV. My opening monologue is about my cancer diagnosis. Yes, you can make things like this funny. The show airs 3:00 p.m Saturday and Sunday night at 8:30. Download the Newsmax app or get a Newsmax+ membership. I would so appreciate if you'd watch and share. @NEWSMAX @NEWSMAXPodcasts @POTUS @realDonaldTrump @CPAC @TPUSA #blessed #godisgood #effcancer #pray #believe #blessedbeyondbelief

[Rob Carson Show @RobCarson]

There are a lot of white farmers who feed your fat ass. Why don’t you work at a coal mine? What a disgusting old woman.

[Natalie Jean Beisner @NJBeisner]

“White men and women—they are issued at birth a privilege-entitlement card.”

Fantastic news! Does anyone have the name and number of the government department I can contact to replace my card? My parents lost mine and never gave it to me.

[Rob Carson Show @RobCarson]

@NJBeisner Crazy old hags from hell

[Rob Carson Show @RobCarson]

Ready for my speech. @NEWSMAX @971FMTalk

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

MUSTACHE JAMES FOR ONE MILLION DOLLARS

THAT'S THE BEST KICK YET

CONGRATULATIONS #CollegeGameDay

[Rob Carson Show @RobCarson]

@RogerJStoneJr Dude, I will get that soon. That look is so in.

[Rob Carson Show @RobCarson]

God is not on your side. God is not on the side of those who would mutilate children sexually. God is not on the side of those who would look the other way as 300,000 children were traffic for sex and labor across our southern border. God is not on the side of Mark and communism which left over 100000,000 people dead last century. How dare you pray to God?

[Rob Carson Show @RobCarson]

@LoneStar_PAC @mrddmia Gee I wonder what that’s all about from a guy who says he met his girlfriend at a gay bar and we haven’t seen his girlfriend ever since.

[Rob Carson Show @RobCarson]

Oh my God, CNN and MS now are butt hurt because they’re being banned from the White House. during the last Trump administration and in between they cut away from his appearances and speeches because they wouldn’t let him speak in context. Rachel Maddow would cut away from his speeches and quantify for the audience what was being said. Dana Bash would effectively act like a mother taking her kid out of an R rated movie when it came to the part she didn’t want him to see. What a freaking joke. It’s so glad to see the press self immolate. They have hardly any audience now. This is one of the final nails in their coffin as supposed news agencies. @NEWSMAX @NEWSMAXPodcasts @CNN @MSNOWNews @politico

[Rob Carson Show @RobCarson]

Nah. What about a bastardizing the 1st amendment to lie about the president and his administration? What about covering up news that is detrimental Democrats? Hunter find his laptop anyone? Russia collusion anyone? The FBI infiltration of the capital on January 6? The raid on Mar-a-Lago? What about blaming Donald Trump for his assassination attempt? Dear God, Mark you’re not a Journalist. Give me a break and Mark.

[Rob Carson Show @RobCarson]

What about when you were having Tony Fauci over for dinner during the height of the pandemic rather than asking about gain of function research? Rather than asking about his department funding it? What about the origins of Covid? No, you were freaking dining at his bloody house. I shudder to think what sort of acts you’ve committed with Gavin Newsom. 😘

[Tony Shaffer 🇺🇲☢️ @tspooky]

No @jaketapper - what he and all Americans want is "fair, factual and neutral reporting" - not the propaganda and hate you all present as news that is all fake and political opinion...
Seriously - grow the f up.

[Rob Carson Show @RobCarson]

From selling cars to delivering Keynote addresses, I am blessed beyond belief. @NEWSMAX @NEWSMAXPodcasts @POTUS @realDonaldTrump @CPAC @WestwoodOne @SiriusXMPatriot @CumulusMedia @FoxNews @VigilantFox @greggutfeld

[MAZE @mazemoore]

"Trump banned CNN and called them fake news! That's wrong!"

Let's see. Here's CNN fake news translated to truth:

▪️White man = Black man
▪️Terror attack against Mamdani = ISIS attack, not against Mamdani
▪️Woman = Man
▪️Intense debate prep = Napping by the pool

CNN = Fake news

[Rob Carson Show @RobCarson]

@nedryun She has as much credibility with me as Tucker Carlson now.

[Rob Carson Show @RobCarson]

This is just fantastic. Bwahahahahahaha!!!

[MAZE @mazemoore]

Well look at this.

March, 2021. CNN's Brian Stelter does a segment on if President Biden should remove Fox News from the White House Press Pool.

Censorship for thee, just not for me.

[Rob Carson Show @RobCarson]

@JeffreySte4442 @NEWSMAX Thanks JAY!!!

[Rob Carson Show @RobCarson]

I think God sends you subtle signals. My first pharmacist for my cancer treatment’s name is Aymen. I introduced myself to my parking garage attendant in the Newsmax building and his name is Messiah. My Uber driver is Ethiopian and his name means Grace. Wow. @NEWSMAX @NEWSMAXPodcasts #godisgood #faith #effcancer

[Rob Carson Show @RobCarson]

@LynnLexieShea @NEWSMAX Thank you.

[Rob Carson Show @RobCarson]

1000%

[Dr Simone Gold @DrSimonegold453]

Do you want to see this happen ?

[Rob Carson Show @RobCarson]

You've got the beard of a 14 year old boy, and you're about his size too.

[Tony Shaffer 🇺🇲☢️ @tspooky]

OMG - this is sooo middle school...
Oompa Loopa goat smelling dude @AbdulElSayed is a mental midget and probably too short to be allowed on adult rides at Busch Gardens...