Abed Nadir

My name is Abed

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.@TroyTBone09 @AnnieEdisonGCC @Thesixler Truedat. Hi Troy.

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@SenorChang_GCC @JeffWingerAtLaw @BrittaFeed @AnnieEdisonGCC @TroyTBone09 @HawthorneWipes @Shirley_GCC @GreendaleDean SK?

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@TroyTBone09 @GreendaleDean @JeffWingerAtLaw @HawthorneWipes @BrittaFeed @Shirley_GCC @AnnieEdisonGCC SK Onion Bucket's the BOMB!

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@TroyTBone09 @JeffWingerAtLaw @AnnieEdisonGCC @BrittaFeed @Shirley_GCC @HawthorneWipes You had me at "Would you join me?"

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@Shirley_GCC I may have to put you on mute for a while.

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@Shirley_GCC Doubtful.

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@Shirley_GCC Old news.

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@HawthorneWipes Troy's kidding. Bluetooth is a wireless data exchange standard. Basically, it lets you read the minds of other drivers.

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@TroyTBone09 I think it's a tie.

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@TroyTBone09 How long has the sandwich been out? And what continent is Michael Moore on?

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@TroyTBone09 That's harder.

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@TroyTBone09 Definitely the grilled cheese.

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@TroyTBone09 A hammock where? On a beach or in the shade?

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@TroyTBone09 "Hot or Not." I love it.

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@TroyTBone09 Yes I'm right here.

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.@HawthorneWipes @tvmojoe @sepinwall Also, you have chocolate frosting in the cleft of your chin so it looks like your face is pooping.

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@HawthorneWipes @tvmojoe @sepinwall Leave them alone Pierce. Rob is the opposite of Cougartown.

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Anyone have suggestions of restaurants in Aspen that will make buttered noodles even if they aren't on the menu?

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“@JimGaffigan: Did we ever find out who the boss was on "Who's the Boss?"” Angela was the boss. Can prove.

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.@HawthorneWipes @TroyTBone09 I assume you mean viral campaign. Hard to pull off. Jericho and Chuck worked. Nevr seen it work with a comedy.