Abeeswax

Satirising my life in under 280 characters at a time | 25 | 🏀

[Abeeswax @Abhishooketh]

The most circulated posts after the Cs championship was how Tatum stole everyone's flow

[Joe Praino @FixYourLife]

Not a single Knicks fan knows if this is true because none of us would ever watch that bullshit.

But here you are, tuned the fuck in…

[Abeeswax @Abhishooketh]

Christmas came early #KobeGrinches

[Abeeswax @Abhishooketh]

Accidentally read Andhra the same way one would read Bandra

[Abeeswax @Abhishooketh]

@bawlupt0p Hate is valid against the Cs cause they built one superteam to stop Luka from becoming a champ, that nugs run was also lowkey magical

[Abeeswax @Abhishooketh]

@smritosis I can tell you had a great childhood 💢

[Abeeswax @Abhishooketh]

S/o to all the Pizza Corners that were alive in my city

[aaron. @ayroned]

dawg i FUCKIN LOVE pointing at a store and telling people what store used to be there a couple years ago

[Law Murray 💊 @LawMurrayTheNU]

right around this time is when the Spurs would have been blowing that double-digit lead in Game 6 at New York

[kordell @lledrook]

jayson tatum gonna throw his phone when he sees this

[Abeeswax @Abhishooketh]

Wanna be financially flexible enough to try this

[Abeeswax @Abhishooketh]

@Jordan_Menzel5 @Hoopss He would've got yall a chip in '18 btw, you'd feel wayyy more different about his career

[Abeeswax @Abhishooketh]

I cant believe my eyes, takes my city 2 business days to recover if it rains slightly more than usual

[ALLDAYNYC @AllDayNYC]

The aftermath of last night, all cleaned up as of 8am

[Abeeswax @Abhishooketh]

@Bengalururain Any way to see if itll affect thippasandra area today?

[Abeeswax @Abhishooketh]

Basketball oracle perhaps 🤔

[Abeeswax @Abhishooketh]

Didnt tweet in real time but when i was watching the game, my 3 y/o nephew walks in- all sleepy and asks where is Luka

[Abeeswax @Abhishooketh]

@Jordan_Menzel5 @celtics Perhaps a new duo for you to cheer on buddy

[Abeeswax @Abhishooketh]

Im keeping Eiffel Choker and Silver Reaper in my back pocket for future use

[𝗸𝗮𝘆 𐚁٠࣪𐂃 @hooperflagg32]

We need a "Lebronto" name for Wemby always finishing in 2nd place
My favorites:
- Victor Secondyama
- The Eiffel choker
- The silver reaper

[Abeeswax @Abhishooketh]

Only thing left in my basketball bucketlist

[Luka Updates @LukaUpdates]

One Day 🙏

[NYC Sanitation @NYCSanitation]

NEW YORK CITY YOU LISTEN TO ME! IF YOU’RE NEAR SOME TRASH RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR TRASH, GO DISPOSE OF THE TRASH RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND INSIDE THE OFFICIAL NYC BIN! YOUR TRASH IS OUR TRASH AS OF RIGHT NOW. CONGRATS KNICKS 💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡

[Abeeswax @Abhishooketh]

Taylor swift was literally rooting against the knicks in the ecf, what a crazy pr twist

[Sports Illustrated @SInow]

New York, this one's for you 🗽