Abigail Norris

[The Dad Joke Man @DadJokeMan]

I was doing a crossword in the pub and said to my Scottish friend;
“I'm stuck on one, ‘trapped on a desert island, eight letters, starting with M’ “

He said “Marooned”

I replied “Thanks, I'll have a pint of lager then !”

#StAndrewsDay

[Rob Madge @Rob_Madge_02]

The Queue - The Musical

[Abigail Norris @AbiSnail62]

I actually don't know why I find this funny but I just can't stop watching it

[Hacker T Dog @HackerTDog]

Y’alright Cockers!! Here it is the original ‘Innocent Men’ clip with me and @LaurenLayfield no need to thank me...

[Abigail Norris @AbiSnail62]

@gregjames My mums 50th Birthday on Thursday 💁🏼‍♀️

[Abigail Norris @AbiSnail62]

@ellencharlarson Turkey and courgette burgers are a great option, make a big batch and freeze them raw and you have tea ready straight away

[Abigail Norris @AbiSnail62]

@bbe_25 Yeah all fine now just a few days of horrid nappies and plenty of changes of clothes... And that was just Drew 😏

[Abigail Norris @AbiSnail62]

@scrottybear666 Are you ok?

[Sue Perkins 💙 @sueperkins]

She is THE QUEEN ❤️

[Abigail Norris @AbiSnail62]

show women he isnt a threat. I think that is what we need to work on as increasing a punishment for something that is already illegal isnt going to stop anyone.

[Abigail Norris @AbiSnail62]

Last night I was speaking with my husband... We were discussing womans safety at night and he told me he was genuinely worried not just for women but men (including himself) also. It is unfortunate that such a small minority of men are ruining the safety of women on the streets.

[Abigail Norris @AbiSnail62]

I can tell you that if you came across my husband in the street he would just say hello, perhaps help you out if you are in danger, he is the nicest person you will ever meet. But he can't show that because it may be taken the wrong way. All he wants to know how to do is,

[italians mad at food @ItalianComments]

the american cross

[Abigail Norris @AbiSnail62]

@JillMansell Yes today, thankyou, I love your books! Almost read them all 💙

[Abigail Norris @AbiSnail62]

@JillMansell the perfect birthday present 💙

[Lucia Keskin @chiwithaC]

if british sitcoms were set during the pandemic

[Abigail Norris @AbiSnail62]

@_shelbyxxx Yes. Soz 🤣

[David Pugh @davidsoho1]

Got sad news today. After 7 years of medical training, my good friend has been struck off after 1 minor indiscretion. He slept with 1 of his patients & now can no longer work in the job he loves. What a waste of time, training & money. A genuinely nice guy, and a brilliant vet..

[laura clery @LauraClery]

relatable

[Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson]

Monti (aged 8) wrote to me asking if Father Christmas will be able to deliver presents this year 🎅🎁🎄

I've had lots of letters about this, so I have spoken with experts and can assure you that Father Christmas will be packing his sleigh and delivering presents this Christmas!