AbbeyDabbyDoo

she/her 🦋✨ dutch 🌷🧡

[AbbeyDabbyDoo @AbigailHoekstra]

@idiotb_ Hi 🙋🏻‍♀️

[Sabrina Moreno @sabrinaamorenoo]

I’ve had people ask me why I didn’t report as aggressively during the H1N1 pandemic. I’d like everyone to hear the truth from me first:

I was 12

[lil nugget @jenbretty]

A real job is any job that makes real money. Hoe money is still real money baby.

[Timothy Burke @bubbaprog]

i’m sorry what

[🫒 @olivelorraine_]

the vagina is the original 3D printer

[slick @dlicj]

garbage day tomorrow. last day with my garbage

[Remy Kassimir @RemyKassimir]

Giving my boyfriend a 45 minute backstory on a person so I can talk shit on them for 5 seconds

[🫥 @Nosoycuero]

She don’t ever have to look at the bill when she out with me. Cause ima read it out loud. This shit is $84

[AbbeyDabbyDoo @AbigailHoekstra]

@idiotb_ So I’m supposed to actually text you now instead of IG dm???.... smh

[james @kloogans]

very confusing when i'm driving and i see someone in the same car as me. what the fuck am i doing over there

[AbbeyDabbyDoo @AbigailHoekstra]

My moms been playing Pokémon GO and keeps calling Team Rocket “Rocketman” 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Ms. Grace Kuhlenschmidt @GKuhlenschmidt]

if ur a girl and ur team jacob that is gay because he has long hair

[AbbeyDabbyDoo @AbigailHoekstra]

@Hartwell_ 🤮🤮🤮

[AbbeyDabbyDoo @AbigailHoekstra]

Couples who do photo shoots with their motorcycle 😂🤢🤮

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

My wife and i saw you from across the bar and we absolutely hate your vibe, we were wondering what the fuck is wrong with you

[dick snickers @smithsara79]

me: see you later!

crocodile: what the fuck did you just say

[Austin @adoptedhighway]

minimum wage should be based on age. for example a 20 year old should make $20 an hour and a 9 year old should make $9 an hour