Isah Abiodun

I'm an idealist on a life-long journey of self-discovery in the quest for Nirvana.

[Isah Abiodun @AbiodunIsah]

@Konemanen Yeesh!

[Isah Abiodun @AbiodunIsah]

@Konemanen Lol. It's a timeless work of art. It's one of the few movies that got me all watery eyed.

[Isah Abiodun @AbiodunIsah]

@Mz_Tosyn Awa ti ganusi eleyi fa. 🤣🤣

[Sarki Yaƙin na Baba Buhari 🇳🇬 @suleiman_qasim]

Any other kemi, na counterfeit and a foreigner from our neighborhood countries, claiming Nigerian.. this is our real KEMI.. patriotic Nigerian

[chukzwrld @chukzwrld]

@PeterObi Release them give them 5,000 naira each they’ll still vote APC again that’s where the problem lies.

[BASITO @itzbasito]

If Fela Kuti was alive in today’s Nigeria 😂😂

[Dinora❤️RF 🐐 @norinchi_df]

The incomparable artistry of Roger Federer🎨

[Wael Nawara @WaelNawara]

@BarakRavid @giladerdan1 Embarrassing antics.
Israel was created by a UN decision, yet it violates so many UN resolutions related to Palestinians, runs an apartheid system contrary to international law, and has killed 176 UN employees from UNRWA alone.
If it despises the UN so much, why remain a member?

[Oloye. @Ol0ye]

Personally, I think Tinubu needs to introduce fornication tax.

This is the only way to get Lagosians to protest.

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

Nigeria desperately needs an elite.

The current excuse for an elite are just poverty-stricken people who happen to have a lot of money. There's no difference between this stunt by Yahaya Bello and an office assistant who steals the diesel money to buy Frisocrem for his hungry infant at home.

The level of ambition is the same - a simple desire to be able to afford food, accommodation, transport, education, and healthcare. There isn't even enough sophistication to use layers of separation to give the thing plausible deniability. The hungry thug used his government name to propose an illegal transaction, plus the government names of his children.

Now, an actual (corrupt) elite in a more advanced society would never pay expensive school fees in a direct transfer to the school's account so that it can be traced to him. It would be one shell corporation registered in the Bahamas, owned by a holding company registered in the British Virgin Islands under the management of a charity registered in the Cook Islands overseen by a law firm in Mauritius that would have influenced a recognised international institution to issue scholarships to the Bello sprogs in an amount that coincidentally matches the AIS fees.

The whole thing would have been set up in a way that would make it nearly impossible to unravel or stop. Instead, this conflict mineral warlord went and did a direct transfer with his name on it, because no matter how much money he has, he is really just a poor man who is tormented by memories of his struggles in poverty.

An illegal mining chieftain like Yahaya Bello has no greater ambition in life than to eat chicken, buy tacky, ostentatious houses, drive tacky, ostentatious cars, send his kids to tacky, ostentatious schools, go on tacky, ostentatious holidays, have intercourse with every woman in the northern hemisphere, and ultimately have a tacky, ostentatious funeral when he dies of coronary heart disease at 64, after which his multiple legitimate and illegitimate children, wives and concubines will begin a multi-decade inheritance struggle over his estate, which - needless to say - will not be covered by his Will, if he has one.

Nigeria is PLEADING for actual elites.

These guys are Igwe Tupac level of parodies.

[Isah Abiodun @AbiodunIsah]

Amazing.

[Justin Baragona @justinbaragona]

INBOX: Mehdi Hasan's new media company Zeteo announces the hiring of a new contributor -- comedian Bassem Youssef, also known as the "Jon Stewart of the Middle East"

[Oshoke @Muwaffaaq]

Muslims, we need to wake up. There’s very little this dunya has to offer us.

Get your priorities straight, establish Salah, give out Sadaqah, learn your religion and practice properly, uphold ties of kinship, learn your religion, do right by your people.

May Allah help us all.

[Fitzo - Market Scholar @FitzoCrypto]

@crazyclipsonly I’m not even religious and I think she needs Jesus 😂😂

[Isah Abiodun @AbiodunIsah]

@Naija_PR Sapa raise to power Sapa. Lol

[Anibijuwon @PeeGeeMax]

There is a Professor in Geography Department in UI. He is from Abeokuta. I think his name is Adeleye. The man can drum like shege.
He came to Suleja Academy for his youth service and I still can't forget how he good he was to me 27 years after.
There's more to life than money.

[Isah Abiodun @AbiodunIsah]

Poignant...

[Aisha Yesufu @AishaYesufu]

Imagine instead of fielding Stanley Nwabali we decided to field a goalkeeper from the 80s because it is his turn.

Make we Dey use football sense during election.

Religious and tribal sentiments don’t give you positive results.
🚶🏿‍♀️

[Carlos Alcaraz @carlosalcaraz]

I am so happy for you Jannik! 👏🏻 You deserve it more than anyone! 🏆 Enjoy the moment my friend! 😀 @janniksin

[Freedom. @mr_efreedom]

@jon_d_doe Social media is the only working database in Nigeria.

[The Tennis Letter @TheTennisLetter]

Daniil Medvedev & Zverev played a 51 shot rally.

This is what it takes to win a point against Daniil.

When people call him an octopus, they aren’t kidding.

His defense is the equivalent to having 8 tentacles to get the ball back over the net.