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There's a woman in the ANC who has a child with Atul Gupta. One days this will come to light.

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The criteria to win Miss SA

1. Must be black
2. Have no history of being white

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Why did Bathabile Dlamini and her former spokesperson Lumka Oliphant need security? The only danger they were in was a black out from all the drinking. The only security needed was securing the free bar in Parliament from Bathabile

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"Marshall once again the EFF has won several wards on twitter" #Elections2021

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Mzwandile Masina's chances in Ekurhuleni right now #Elections2021

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"Mr Mantashe you seem very bloated or did you just swallow your pride or it's all the humble pies the ANC ate in Ekurhuleni"

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A woman has died and a man injured after actor Alec Baldwin fired a prop gun on a New Mexico film set. The movie just happens to be about an accidental homicide

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Some use their medical parole to play golf and assault fellow Muslims at the Mosque. Zuma used his parole to campaign for the ANC and open a case against Downer. Medical parole for the "terminally ill" must be nice

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Zuma is at the Pietermaritzburg Police Station to lay criminal charges against Adv Billy Downer for reportedly leaking his medical records. So Zuma wants the very same judicial system he doesn't trust to prosecute Downer

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That awkward moment when #JacobZuma says vote ANC but his spokesperson Jimmy Manyi is a member of the ATM party

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After 27 years of empty promises will you still vote for the ANC?

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27 years of the same promises and yet people with so called brains will still vote for the ANC

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80% of South Africans think this is the real Shaka Zulu. Which is no surprise because 60% of citizens also believe in the ANC

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When Anele bit the Apple in the garden of Eden

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ANC's Election manifesto

1994: We will create jobs
1999: We will create jobs
2004: we will create jobs
2009: we will create jobs
2014: we will create jobs
2016: we will create jobs
2019: we will create jobs
2021: we will create jobs

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Black people will vote ANC in hopes of a better life, yet this is the very same party that fails to improve the lives of its own workers by not paying UIF and salaries. Once elections are over they'll blame the very party they continously vote for, for not improving their lives.

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From showing his dick to showing his pussy. Welcome back Richard Spoor

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My cat is unperturbed.

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Judge: Why did you insure the ANC?

#rosemaryndlovu: Because they're going to die too

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In related news, staunch Jacob Zuma butt licker & Insurance expert Charl Niehaus says they'll appeal the Concourt's decision at the International CRIMINAL Court

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BREAKING FUCKING NEWS: Concourt tells Jacob Zuma to shove his failed application up his ass