Deflated Dodgeball

Just another short cracker from 8B. Unleaded... mostly. Personal barista and house boy to the lovely @Shenanigans_luv 💍

@stonewallcraftworks on Instagram

[Deflated Dodgeball @AboveAverageTom]

I may have the personality of a slimy chicken breast maxi pad, but at least I'm not very bright

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That's our artisianal generational trauma. We make it in-house.

[Deflated Dodgeball @AboveAverageTom]

In reality, soft close toilet seats only created loud close toilet seats.

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🎶 I can still hear you saying, shut the fuck up, I'm trying to sleep 🎶

[Deflated Dodgeball @AboveAverageTom]

In loving memory of the thought I jotted down in the form of an acronym

[Being Libertarian @beinlibertarian]

How libertarians see election cycles

[Deflated Dodgeball @AboveAverageTom]

@BombChelleNY My fourth is a senior and I swear I was just rocking him to sleep.

[Deflated Dodgeball @AboveAverageTom]

*hanging upside down during my daily bat practice

*Googles: "do inversion tables really work?"

[Jarhead @Jarhead44]

In my twenties, I fought to survive.

In your twenties now, you hope to God you don't have to change a tire.

[Being Libertarian @beinlibertarian]

I think these types have levels too

[Deflated Dodgeball @AboveAverageTom]

Some people only appear in your life when they need to tell you you're doing something they don't like. Fuck those people.

[Libertarian Party @LPNational]

This is what real Criminal Justice Reform looks like

[Deflated Dodgeball @AboveAverageTom]

@beinlibertarian Decentralized group of people who seek to destroy peace. You know, like similar groups in the middle east

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If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck, we should assume it's a moose and never accept arguments.

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@megantisocial I didn't appreciate it much back then, but I sure do now. Fishin in the Dark is another great one

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@turtledumplin "Warm is my homie"

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@secondhandpenis I absolutely hate that song. I don't know a single vet who likes it. Hell, I bet Lee Greenwood hates everything about it other than the paycheck.

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

They should change Bluesky's name to Shithead Containment Zone