Kermit the Frog

Sailing for Adventure on the Deep Blue Sea

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[Kermit the Frog @AbrahamSmollett]

@mwurst Didn't try the scooters, but did love the electric bike chariots. With all the streets shut down they were faster than taking cars.

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@mwurst @etbat Not sure if you are serious or not. Just to be safe, nobody uses telegram.

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@mwurst 1.218…

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@winecommie Worlds best and most expensive white noise machine.

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@winecommie I think that would be shortened to Lil Trainwreck.

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@GoKTGo KPI is awareness. Viewer can't do anything with this single message and no organization is behind it, so there can't be consideration or intent or conversion - just awareness that hell is real. Measurement would be a challenge on this one, though. AOR is probably Jerry Media.

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@pegasusolson Lawrence of Arabia is 100 minutes longer than Spider-Man. That’s basically an entire movie longer.

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@winecommie @pegasusolson Is this the War on Christmas I’ve been hearing so much about?

[Sam Fishell @SamFishell]

hope everyone had a nice opening day. i spent the day re-reading the wikipedia entry for rube waddell, my favorite player of all time.

[Kermit the Frog @AbrahamSmollett]

Surprisingly honest take from the ESPN scoreboard on the main attraction at Citi Field.

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@pegasusolson Trains! Bridges! Shots in arms!

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@GoKTGo @kenanthompson @Lavarbigballer Shoutout to the Big C-easy

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@nicolehering @HistoryMuppet Thank you for this. I think it's safe to say this is the only good version of this song.

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@nicolehering I do agree. Glass is an interesting one though. In a southern accent, polysyllabic. In Connecticut, mono. In Long Island...

[Kermit the Frog @AbrahamSmollett]

@nicolehering To attempt answer your question, though, my understanding is that spoken syllables are based on sounds, not writing. So if it sounds polysyllabic it is.

[Kermit the Frog @AbrahamSmollett]

@nicolehering Important follow up: how are you pronouncing glass that it becomes polysyllabic?

[rainygay @rainygay1]

Today is the only day you can tweet this

[Seth Grahame-Smith @sethgs]

2016-2020: "Fuck your feelings, lib cucks!"

2021: "We cannot risk further dividing our great nation."