Luke Abreu

A man with no sauce is lost but that same man can be lost in the sauce

[Luke Abreu @AbreuLuke]

@BRG_Gambling breaking the golf machine? Seriously?

[Luke Abreu @AbreuLuke]

How you gonna get dependent on a girl on Independence Day???

[Luke Abreu @AbreuLuke]

@smc429 @ChuckGrassley @realDonaldTrump What’s that got to do with lowering prescription costs people like you never want to admit he does anything huh?

[Luke Abreu @AbreuLuke]

Help TheCommishFFP out with a vote

[Luke Abreu @AbreuLuke]

@ayeneecole That movie did not make me feel good about myself it was not a feel good movie at all for me but it depends on your outlook on the movie and it seems like you’re very quick to assume for me it highlighted a real problem in our country don’t know how I’d feel good about that

[Robert Dickey @Robert_Dickey11]

https://t.co/XICZbjkk0M

[Luke Abreu @AbreuLuke]

@mattmfm So popularity is a valid argument as to why the Obama administration lacked a pandemic response plan? No facts here

[Luke Abreu @AbreuLuke]

I hate ranch and I hate nacho cheese but Doritos makes it fine I guess

[Luke Abreu @AbreuLuke]

@oatmilkstanacct Someone’s mentally sick huh?

[Luke Abreu @AbreuLuke]

@Johnny_Budz @jimmy_grumich @stoolpresidente @StLouisBlues Don’t worry guys we’ve had plenty of parades here in Boston enjoy your last one for another 52 years

[Luke Abreu @AbreuLuke]

Imagine asking yourself anonymous questions on Instagram to make yourself feel better

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going give someone random who retweets this tweet $10,000 because it’s my birthday and I feel like being nice ☺️ (you have to be following me so I can dm you the code if you win)

[Luke Abreu @AbreuLuke]

Almost ant szn get ready 🐜

[Luke Abreu @AbreuLuke]

The sky just said Tampa bay #TampaBay

[Matt Wells @Mattwells44]

Yo do you take Venmo or...

[James @JamesMac1120]

There is always light even when things feel like its never gonna get better, They will. Nothing lasts forever including whatever you were going through brother. I wish i could’ve showed you that things were better on the other side and that this wasnt the only option. Rest Easy

[Luke Abreu @AbreuLuke]

It’s a perfect night to moonrock with a glock

[Luke Abreu @AbreuLuke]

Clouds are proof that gravity’s not real, how else would they float in the sky?

[Luke Abreu @AbreuLuke]

Its prime syrup hours