Pringle

Immigration Attorney | 29 | Fil-Am 🇵🇭

[Pringle @AbsolutePringle]

I won a trial for the first time, my client was granted asylum, and it is the best feeling ever!!!

[Pringle @AbsolutePringle]

I had my first ever trial today and I lost. I did my best and was commended for my advocacy. But this really sucks

[halah ♟️ @acehalah]

which one of you sickos asked for this

[Catholic Images That Go Hard @hardflics]

“They don’t know I’m the future Pope”

[Pringle @AbsolutePringle]

@roblmn Where!!

[robert 🦧 @roblmn]

the people that played kingdom hearts 1 were born before bush’s no child left behind

[Pringle @AbsolutePringle]

Life as an immigration lawyer, apparently: narrowly avoiding a terrorist attack (I was going to go to 26 Fed today, but my client just got detained in another state and I took his hearing virtually from my office)

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

What occurred outside 26 Federal Plaza this morning was deeply disturbing. I’m relieved no one was seriously injured and that a suspect is in custody. My team is in touch with the NYPD and we will support the federal investigation.

Our administration will continue to ensure that every New Yorker is safe in their city — and hold accountable any who threaten that.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A breakfast counter. The waitress recommended the biscuits and gravy, and when the plate arrived, I thought something had gone wrong in the kitchen.

I say this with shame. The dish looked like a construction site after rain. Pale mounds. Gray ladle-fall. Speckles I could not identify.

In my land, the eye eats first. A meal is arranged like a garden. This meal was arranged like weather.

"Is it… finished?" I asked, carefully.

"Honey, that's what it looks like."

The man beside me was already eating his. He did not look up. "Just try it."

I am a man who has charged hillsides at dawn. I raised the fork. I tried it.

I must now formally apologize to the biscuits, the gravy, the waitress, the kitchen, and the entire breakfast tradition of the American South.

It was magnificent. Warm. Peppered. The biscuit drank the gravy the way a field drinks rain — THAT is why it is shaped like that, you fool — and every mound I had insulted was a soft fold of comfort that my homeland, in eight hundred years, never once thought to invent.

"Well?" the waitress asked.

"I judged it," I confessed. "By its appearance. I am ashamed."

"Everybody does, hon."

Everybody does. A national dish that forgives you for doubting it. It expects the doubt. It waits for you on the other side of it.

Do not judge the gravy by its face. Judge yourself, for hesitating.

I order it every Saturday now. I no longer see the construction site. I see only the garden.

It was a garden the whole time. The eye must be trained.

[ryan 👺 @ryanjlieu]

what if we kissed inside the Madison Square Garden Exclusion Zone

[Dr. Butch Ware @ButchWare]

‘Butch doesn’t even have ballot access.’
Any ‘leftist’ that repeated that was running cover and carrying water for Dems.

In 2022, Matthew Hoh, a former military whistleblower who protested the war in Afghanistan was disqualified from the ballot in his Green senate run when Dem operatives impersonated Green Party officials and called signatories telling them that Hoh was withdrawing from the race.

Today, Dems moved to disqualify Pete Karas from the ballot in Wisconsin.

In 2024 Democrats spent 6x more suing Greens off of ballots than the total Stein/Ware campaign budget.

Develop some pattern recognition.

My campaign followed the rules and regulations- to the letter. But Team Blue genocide counts on libs; ‘progressives,’ and even ‘leftists’ to run pro bono psyops for them.

And some folks fall right in line.

[Alex Veremeyenko @alex_verem]

Let me trace the timeline here because nobody's connecting it.

Step 1: Scrape the entire internet. Every book, every article, every conversation, every piece of art, every forum post. Do it without asking. Do it without paying.

Step 2: Train a model on all of it. Call it "artificial intelligence."

Step 3: Go to BlackRock's Infrastructure Summit and announce: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter."

Step 3 is where you sell people's own knowledge back to them. On a meter.

They took the collective output of human thought, compressed it into a model, and now they want to charge you by the token to access a version of what you and everyone you know already created.

One Reddit user put it perfectly: "They stole all this data from us, the people, our life's work, creativity, art, by devouring the internet and blowing through all copyright laws. Now they want to sell it back to us in the form of a utility."

Imagine if someone photocopied every book in the public library, burned the library down, and then opened a subscription service for the copies.

That's the metered intelligence business model.

And they're pitching it to infrastructure investors as though they invented water.

[Nick Cruse 🥋 @SocialistMMA]

So let me get this straight, it was revealed that the United States ruling class is full of child torturing pedophiles and the reaction of the American people wasn’t to immediately revolt, but to vote out Thomas Massie who helped expose the scandal

America is cooked 💀

[Pringle @AbsolutePringle]

Wildly tone-deaf speech to give to a school of communication and media, where Nicholas Carr and Marshall McLuhan was probably required reading

[onion person @CantEverDie]

the tech world has genuinely not grappled with how many people
despise them and what they make

[yaya♥️🐛 @4yayapap]

this game is perfect

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

When simulation becomes the norm, it weakens the human capacity for discernment. As a result, our social bonds close in upon themselves, forming self-referential circuits that no longer expose us to reality. We thus come to live within bubbles, impermeable to one another. Feeling threatened by anyone who is different, we grow unaccustomed to encounter and dialogue. In this way, polarization, conflict, fear and violence spread. What is at stake is not merely the risk of error, but a transformation in our very relationship with truth.

[Sarah @DDGSarah]

You could tell an American this was filmed in Williamsburg, Brooklyn and they’d believe you. It’s Tehran.

[Pringle @AbsolutePringle]

@ggreenwald Was the land promised to them 3000 years ago?

[JEFF @jeffisrael25]

let me get this straight

a team will not be playing in the FIFA World Cup because they are currently being bombed by the FIFA Peace Prize winner

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

yes some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice Israel is willing to make

[Pringle @AbsolutePringle]

@briebriejoy As a very tired lawyer doing removal defense, I recently discovered the power of slow cooking. Threw in ground beef, veggies, beans, tomato sauce, beef broth, spices in an instant pot to make a low effort chili for 4 days for my partner and I. Also uses few dishes

[G @stevensongs]

I refuse to get weather updates from a groundhog that sees its shadow on stolen land.