robert 🦧

🇵🇭 mostly tv, basketball, tech, and games. occasionally a lawyer. Mordecai apologist. pandesal inhaler. probably 3D modeling something stupid.

[robert 🦧 @roblmn]

types of lawyers as famous drummers, a thread

immigration lawyers: Dave Grohl

[robert 🦧 @roblmn]

Brazil loss into Knicks loss come on give it to me

[robert 🦧 @roblmn]

why is lalas' commentary so sexually charged

[sanstitre (commissions closed) @sanstitre2000]

Nessie

[robert 🦧 @roblmn]

there's Eritrean children that will be wearing these in a month

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

They already have Spurs Game 7 hats 🤯🤯🤯

[𝓥𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖊.𝖕𝖓𝖌 @Vanlenciacf]

Calling it soccer is one thing but there’s people calling if FIFA

[robert 🦧 @roblmn]

@yothisiswack Fox isn't great but Lalas is the big problem, just awful

[robert 🦧 @roblmn]

I really wish I could because I enjoy Telemundo but I want to see Henry and Zlatan lol

[Tim @yothisiswack]

Telemundo doesn’t do commercials during the hydration break AND you don’t have to see Alexi Lalas ONCE.

I won’t turn on FOX again this entire World Cup tbh

[Julia Grupińska 🦆 @jullagru]

Dog walk animation doodle 🐕

[robert 🦧 @roblmn]

he's been a football broadcaster for 2 decades.

[robert 🦧 @roblmn]

alexi lalas demonstrates that time and experience on the job does not necessarily translate into being good at your job.

[robert 🦧 @roblmn]

oh schweiz... oh mein gott WASSS

[robert 🦧 @roblmn]

LMAOOOO

[ꕤ @arisinterludes]

bruh say sorry to my dad rn @TheNBACentel

[robert 🦧 @roblmn]

my only other disclosure day take was that when they did the truck thing reveal at the end I genuinely thought it was going to be ET for a second

[robert 🦧 @roblmn]

perhaps fitness/thinness plays into the psychology of people who would want to litigate on behalf of the state

[robert 🦧 @roblmn]

he makes an interesting point. I’ve never seen a fat district attorney. what is going on there

[ry @rynetaa]

😭😭😭

[robert 🦧 @roblmn]

i’m sure there are but i see fat lawyers in lots of other areas and sectors. i’ve seen fat public defenders and judges. i’ve seen fat government agency attorneys. i cannot recall a fat district attorney.

[robert 🦧 @roblmn]

the warriors are endangering his life and the life of others by letting him play basketball. this man has brain damage.

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Draymond Green says he’s not a dirty player and that European players like Wemby are dirty

“Draymond will f*ck you up. But I’m not dirty. It’s a completely different thing. Victor Wembanyama is a European player, they are a bit dirty.”

(@NBA__Courtside)

[Letters of Note @LettersOfNote]

RIP David Hockney

[#вʟм | jet2chiclete ⚧ @jet2chiclete]

imagine if they did a biracial two face where one side is black and the other is asian