Absolute Units

Absolute Unit Posting
daily posts of various examples of Absolute Units
main: @MikeUniturtle

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"A true man will teach you to fish. An Absolute Unit will teach you how to teach others to fish." -the drunk guy at the bar probably

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Even Absolute Units will eventually fall when running on the edge.

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The Absolute Unit for today is ugh, this guy from the Disney Mighty Ducks cartoon. Yeah I don't remember this outside of a vhs I watched as a kid but he looks like a Unit

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@NormOfNorth The person who runs this twitter is an Absolute Unit

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@chonkyanimalx You dont have enough stamps to ship this Unit

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@RaymanForSmash If I don't get to play as the Absolute Unit Globox I am going to be very upset.

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Absolute Unit of today don't care who's pipe he takes.

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This Absolute Unix Wrex reaper ass!!!

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@KinoFabino What a glorious portrait of an Absolute Unit

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Doom guy is the Absolute Unit of the day. Because when you fuck with daisy, you start pushing up daisies.

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Otis's dad Ben was an Absolute Unit in this scene. https://t.co/rcrDeDPPv3

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You don't have to be the strongest to be an Absolute Unit!!!

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@chonkyanimalx This Unit ain't stopping for nothing

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The Absolute Unit of the day for today can only be seen if you turn off your phones screen after reading this tweet.

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Absolute Unit of the day, Bunger ketch-ing-up to the rest of the competition.

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@KinoFabino Fellowship of the Absolute Units will always bring me joy.

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@Bolverk15 Damn, only an Absolute Unit could handle that ass.

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Absolute Unit of the day, Minecraft Steve. *Slaps steve's ass* this bad boy can fit so many porkchops in his inventory.

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@chonkyanimalx There is room for only one Unit in this fridge

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Absolute Unit of the day, Goldlewis Dickinson. He believe in the human rights of all LGBTQAI+