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@TakeThiamine Asked a GP this question years ago while she was berating me for not vxing my child, and she actually scoffed at me. Proceeded to not answer it and just treat me like I was dumb for even suggesting it. Haven’t called them in 5 years now lol.

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@HatAndJacketJay @LeilaniDowding Sourdough isn’t exempt as a rule, neither is organic. If it’s made with standard white flour it will have folic acid in it. I have to make my sourdough with home milled flour now just to avoid this crap. 😒

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@bphillipsonMP Man or bear except the bear is guilty of covering up for rape gangs

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@Landeur Maybe, but also maybe he should be publicly shamed because his policy to legalise prostitution is arguably MUCH weirder with this knowledge.

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@ZubyMusic Number three due in July 🫡

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@GBPolitcs All while parliament try and make home educating your kids more difficult in their children’s wellbeing bill.

Your kids will be indoctrinated and you will have no say in it.

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@UKLabour Are the jobs in the room with us right now?

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@UKLabour Top banter from whoever runs this account as usual 😂

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@sappholives83 Him in the back of that group shot like a cross dressing slender man lmao

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The chance of finding dolphin cats in a lavender field is low, but never zero

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@forrestmaready There’s evidence for ensiling all the way back to 1200BC in Carthage, even more in the medieval period - whatever issues there might be with pasteurisation and milk production, grass silage and storage is NOT the problem.

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@RealEvilHRLady @Prolife_Sam @witchxbrains Breastfeeding reduces risk of asthma, allergies, diabetes, certain types of cancer, supports optimal jaw development and improves cognitive development - can you see those differences?

Fed is literally bare minimum, stop enabling mediocrity.

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@HollyGrayle Face filter holding on for dear life and still changing almost nothing lol

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In a psychiatric hospital

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I wheezed

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@trikomes @Babygravy9 Oh this is exactly what I needed for my aunt! Thank you, good sir 🙏

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@grace_hawthorn @ThePosieParker My first child was born a week before lockdown, and she was toilet trained by 18 months, can use words like “disagreeable” and “colossal” at nearly 5, and is happy to talk to anyone. Raise your standards and stop enabling people to do less than bare minimum.

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@Nyct0phil3_x @amil I had exactly this situation, except the mother said “you don’t know if he could be autistic or anything!” ☠️

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@Provokatov Bold move of Blossom to say Knowles didn’t have the “intellectual capacity” to have the conversation. Pigeon on a chess board moment if there ever was one.