Caring for a dying dog while watching these election results sober is an ugly ass night. I’m two seconds away from making a drink, sparking up, and buying a one way plane ticket tf outta these “United” states 🙄🙄✈️
@metroadlib I’m not made for TV. Jesus Jerome Christ himself couldn’t have stopped me from calling him a stupid mf’r & hanging up on him like the car warranty people 🙄🙄🤷🏽♂️
Somebody please come get my ginormous spoiled dog that thinks I’m her personal couch. She hopped up on me and fell asleep like she’d worked a double at the lumber yard smh. Snoring and all.
People that you know in real ass life get on Beyoncé’s internet and tell bold face lies like nobody knows the truth… Audacity is at unparalleled levels nowadays 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️