absurd skills

AWPER for Da Crib University cs team 😎

[Phill @MeekPhill_]

Juiced up for one last ride on the diamond.

Finally a heartwarming story baseball needed

[jill @littlefucky]

My nana’s last words were “Sha Shabba Ranks” 😳

[memory lane @bitchiwas999]

this gotta be the funniest thing future has ever done

[CSVault @TheCSVault]

We’ve all been there 😂

[hcm @hcm21_]

I’ll give you 2

[Pastor Ben @BenjaminPDixon]

@dannyspud_ Who is this Chad?

[Danny Spud @dannyspud_]

Today, students at my high school in Chicago held an Anti-ICE protest.

I was the only one that decided to hold a sign that said ‘I Love ICE’.

Instead of allowing me to express my opinion, I was assaulted — Just for standing up for law enforcement.

What is happening to America?

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

Might have to dust off the khaki joggers…

[Packerfan Total Access- Clayton @packers_access]

What a shot

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

The way the league used to handle gambling issues

[Mid Thirties Manhattan Guy @Mid30sManhattan]

Liquor before beer, in the clear. Liquor before xanax, escorted out of times square margaritaville by the police

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

This edit has no business being this high quality

[- @NotPaneen]

Bruv

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: The children in Miami are going viral for their shocking touchdown celebration in the Dolphins stadium.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Giants have released QB Tommy DeVito, per source.

[Bibawen @asimbawe]

How it feels returning to the bar after your friends sent you home in an Uber

[Michael K @FFMichaelK]

Last weekend I told you to HAMMER beers like

Modelo
Miller Lite
Blue Moon

All 3 of which got me wildly drunk.

Here’s 3 beers you NEED to be drinking this weekend 🧵

[Blake Hammond @BigRadMachine]

I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

[sucio tonihausen ☆ #teamsamstar @619ANTONI0]

“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked rey mysterio and he said booyaka