Blake Hammond

comedian. deleter of tweets I don’t like. first comedy special “Blake 182” out now!

[Blake Hammond @BigRadMachine]

They say white people don’t have their own culture but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Massie: "I hope Hegseth addresses the 8 articles of impeachment, and doesn‘t get up and misquote the Bible in Quentin Tarantino fashion and do some pull-ups and call everybody fat and gay. I may have just given you half his speech, I don't know."

[Blake Hammond @BigRadMachine]

From what I know about Indian parents. I bet Vivek’s parents are so pissed at him for losing to a doctor.

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Fox: Why are you here this morning?

Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.

[Adam Gilbert @AdamGilbert__]

Incredible New Guy

[Blake Hammond @BigRadMachine]

@AdamGilbert__ Hahahahahahaha

[Drew Garrison @DrewGarrison]

If you DM a professional athlete (or anyone) to kill themselves, they should be legally allowed to beat the shit out of you.

[Blake Hammond @BigRadMachine]

@halladayfan32 Damn that rules Matt!!!

[Blake Hammond @BigRadMachine]

The Israel Peace Prize makes the FIFA Peace Prize look like the Nobel Peace Prize.

[Blake Hammond @BigRadMachine]

The Israel peace prize? Nice. Maybe we can hand out the Tiger Woods “Driver of the year” award too.

[Blake Hammond @BigRadMachine]

Unrelated question: if you have that RFK voice are you just given a job in this administration or what?

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

SAUER: We're in a new world where 8 billion people are one plane ride away from having a child who's a US citizen.

JOHN ROBERTS: It's a new world. It's the same Constitution.

[Mike Recine @mikerecine]

We should start a gofundme for this kid the way conservatives do when a woman calls a child the n word.

[Blake Hammond @BigRadMachine]

Sure I lost my innocence but did you see the gains in my 401k?

[Blake Hammond @BigRadMachine]

Everyone wants to shit on Pam Bondi but I know when I was molested the only thing that calmed me down was hearing about how the futures were doing.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Spotlight (2015)

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

BREAKING: The Trump DOJ has now deleted the file EFTA01660679.pdf from the Epstein files? Why, perhaps because it's been partially corroborated by the NY Times in 2016.

This is the file that made multiple allegations against Trump, including that he would auction off children for Jeffrey Epstein at "Calendar Girls" parties at Mar-a-Lago.

Get this! The NY Times reported on Epstein and Trump's Calendar Girl parties back in 2016.

[Cinema Tweets @CinemaTweets1]

Succession. It’s the best show of the decade. It’s also arguably the best thing HBO’s ever done behind The Sopranos. The rewatch value of this show is enormous because the cast, writing, and direction is perfect. Emphasis on “perfect”. It’s is a true once-in-a-lifetime show.

[Pigeons & Planes @PigsAndPlans]

"The coolest thing about this: your kid's gonna go home and buy our record and you have to pay for it. Ha ha!" — Chino Moreno, lead singer of Deftones, to hecklers when the band opened for KISS in 1996

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Congratulations to Greg Bovino on his new office.