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@elonmusk admits he's worthless and his employees should be paid more. #Tesla #unionize

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@GregAbbott_TX So the people of Texas would have to pay?

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@JDVance https://t.co/iO1yTCnoyI

He really loved the idea of gun deaths though.

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@DOGE Let's start with corporate subsidies... like @SpaceX.

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This is not some win.

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Q: Would you appoint a Republican to your Cabinet?

Vice President Harris: Yes I would. I think it’s important to have different views and experiences at the table

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@TristanSnell This would require him or the Democrats to play by the rules laid out for them and not the already discarded ones they demand to uphold in a "we go high" mentality.

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@thisisponytoast Professional courtesy.

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https://t.co/DG0nEVA7H8

Now would be a great time for all #Tesla employees to create a #Union.

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Speaker Pro Tempore looks like a bizarro @iamjohnoliver @LastWeekTonight

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@JoeBiden Cancel student debt.

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@thehill Usually, I'd think there was 0 chance this passes the lemon test and isn't immediately stopped in the courts, but given the current lack of intelligence in Texas judges.....

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@CREWcrew What is it with conservative judges being unable to understand disclosure forms, but we are supposed to take their interpretation of our Constitution seriously...

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Going to church is far less weird once you realize #Christians spend every Sunday worshipping #Jews. It's kinda nice to see.

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@thehill I assume, if they know anything about Trump, they demanded their money up front.

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@JasonSCampbell Every day he speaks, he reinforces the importance of obtaining the education he proudly refused to get.

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@ksorbs Sometimes it's firefighters dressed in drag....

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@tedcruz Even she doesn't want to be in Texas.

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@SpeakerMcCarthy Literally nothing to address inflation, thought that was the priority.

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@charliekirk11 You still worship an invisible despot you claim to be "all knowing and all loving" but hates everyone who doesn't give in to the strictest interpretation of an arbitrary moral codes from thousands of years ago.

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@ksorbs Your party thinks they are old enough to be forced to have a child and be married.....