Caity

I’m probably running

[Caity @AbsurdlyHappy]

Can’t believe it’s 2024 and we still do not have a Warrior Cats movie

[Caity @AbsurdlyHappy]

Live, laugh, stress fracture

[Caity @AbsurdlyHappy]

Why are they not putting coffee shops inside of TJ Maxx? This seems like a huge missed opportunity

[Caity @AbsurdlyHappy]

Looking back at my Top Songs 2017-2019 on Spotify and wondering wtf I was going through

[Caity @AbsurdlyHappy]

Having a Ring camera is great because it won’t trip when someone (me) is running around the property screaming and shouting, but it will manage to send an alert every time there is a shadow moving on the ground. Very reassuring

[Caity @AbsurdlyHappy]

Buying things in bulk is great until you throw your back out trying to lift a 40 lb box of cat litter

[Caity @AbsurdlyHappy]

I completed my taxes. I am expecting a warrant for my arrest by April 🥰

[Caity @AbsurdlyHappy]

The NFL should do away with uniforms and let all the players pick their own cute little outfits to play in

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

ion like spotify wrapped bc i’ll have one manic episode in feb where i listened to a song 200 times n that b my so called fave song of the yr

[Caity @AbsurdlyHappy]

Absolutely flabbergasted by the fact that my brain does not know the difference between having to speak out loud in a meeting and being chased by a lion

[Caity @AbsurdlyHappy]

How is everyone tweeting about Tubi and not the messed up Jesus ads #SuperBowl

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Something tells me Jesus would *not* spend millions of dollars on Super Bowl ads to make fascism look benign

[Caity @AbsurdlyHappy]

Apparently the football pre-finale is today

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Can’t believe it’s 2022 and we still do not have a Warrior Cats movie

[Jessie Paege @jessiepaege]

hot take: straight women saying they wish they were gay bc they hate cis men is a very privileged response and completely ignores the fact that LGBTQ+ people have a history of oppression? just say you hate men, don’t imply it’s easier to be LGBTQ+ when it’s obviously not

[Caity @AbsurdlyHappy]

@UberFacts Somebody told me you had a boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend
That I had in February of last year

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Official weather statement

[JP @jpbrammer]

excited that I get to drink coffee tomorrow. I do every day and tomorrow will be no different

[big red @spalinabean]

every noom ad is like “we’re NOT a diet. we’re an eating disorder :)”

[Caity @AbsurdlyHappy]

The government mailing out 4 free Covid tests after it has been 2 whole years since the start of the pandemic