Abuja person

fun, cruise and everything in general. hustle everyday

[Abuja person @Abujaperson]

I am sure that Governor is just chilling and doing nothing in the state

[Last_Born @Lminkaeel]

Frame 1: Mai Mala Buni as a councillor.

Frame 2: Mai Mala Buni as the Governor of Yobe State.

A reminder that every great journey begins with a humble start. One day, we too will get where we want to go.

#YobeState

[Abuja person @Abujaperson]

@LegacySiu Na that Spanish footballer Mikel oilzebra (Oyzarbal )

[Abuja person @Abujaperson]

Na you count them?

[Woye @woye1]

Out of School children: Over 1 million has returned back to school in the last 24 months.

[Abuja person @Abujaperson]

We both know he is not doing anything

[Fisayo Ademuwagun @Tolu_7085]

Do some people really believe President Tinubu isn't doing anything and is only worsening the economy, or are they just playing politics? Because I find it hard to believe that anyone with a smartphone and a functioning brain can say nothing is being done. That's why I'm asking.

[Abuja person @Abujaperson]

Mele Kyari and everyone who brought in Buhari needs to be in jail with hard Labour

[Bolaji Fesomade @MasterBolaji]

JUST IN: Nigeria bought more petrol from other countries last month because the Dangote Refinery sold more of its petrol to foreign buyers instead of the local market. As a result, marketers imported more fuel to meet Nigeria's demand.

[Abuja person @Abujaperson]

This can only buy you one small biscuit or 3 sachets of pure water. E no suppose better for APC

[Abuja person @Abujaperson]

Clown

[A. Adebanji @prinxe_B]

For President Tinubu,

The Villa isn't a bank, it's a workshop.

He promised to work and he is doing exactly that.

Hard decisions for a better future.

[Abuja person @Abujaperson]

@rasheed_esq Before tinubu leaves office, each of the two hundred million Nigerians will be owing a loan of 5million naira

[Abuja person @Abujaperson]

Bastard

[Nigerian @234_58_09]

@AbujaPresident Open a fuel station and start selling for 100 naira na. Government no go stop you.

[Abuja person @Abujaperson]

Can we now agree that Engr Farouk meant well for Nigerians ? He refused to allow Dangote monopolize the fuel industry and majority of us supported dangote. We don Dey see the effect (No one man should have all that power)

[MS Ingawa @MSIngawa]

JUST-IN: Dangote Refinery increases PMS gantry price to N1,250 per liter up from N1,075, resumes selling in Naira.

[Abuja person @Abujaperson]

So because we Dey complain, make we no enjoy ourself? People wey complain die how their life be

[Sommysparkles @express24fresh]

Tinubu cannot decide our happiness 😂😂😂🍻🍹

[Abuja person @Abujaperson]

@khanofkhans11_ That was how a cousin called me that she wants to come and do one week in my house o. I just asked her to call my mum and if my mum said she should come, then she can come but if she can’t call my mum, make she no near my house

[Abuja person @Abujaperson]

@coinbully @khanofkhans11_ Giving her a chair and water to sit outside too is wrong for me o cos she can still cook up something and when they ask u how she got the chair how will you explain. The best approach stay outside and wait for your sister.

[Abuja person @Abujaperson]

Who go save us from Dangote?

[Imran Muhammad @Imranmuhdz]

Dangote Refinery has resumed gantry loading in Naira.

The new price is now ₦1,215 per litre an increase of ₦140 from the previous price of ₦1,075 per litre.

[Abuja person @Abujaperson]

As a guy, protect your nyansh. Homo full this town wey Dey disguise o. Man fit invite you and babe make he fuck una two

[Abuja President ⚖️ @AbujaPresident]

THINGS TO NOTE AS AS AN ABUJA RESIDENT

1. Avoid late night especially along Lugbe
Airport road, Beggar, Kubwa express way, Dei dei to zuba

2. Trust nobody in this city

3. If you are staying with relatives for accommodation, appreciate them everyday you wake up because rent can make you loose a good job in Abuja.

4. Have a side hustle outside your job that pays you monthly.

5. if you are a makeup artist, fashion designer, caterer, Baker, video or photographer etc, Hold your clients tight because they’re 1000 people who does your kind of job and are whiling to take that your client from you.

6. Know where you’re going to and have enough transport. UNCLE ABEG no de work here.

7. Flashy cars doesn’t means wealth in this city. Especially ladies. You will fall victims of wrong people.

8. if you be guy, try to visit Diamond junction around AP plaza, all those crescent around eg konoko crescent in Wuse. Your Babe fit de do ashawo work for that area. Including Kubwa before Catholic Church.

9. Any guy or lady you meet for the first time and it leads to the other levels, use protection. Na fine shodies and uncles de get STD for Abuja o.

10. Make sure you avoid police wahala
Them no send your papa.

11. the fact say you see uncle for wedding with his sweet native, half cover shoe, wristwatch with his Yoruba cap and glasses doesn’t mean he is an odogwu.

12. Lastly don’t forget point number 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11 and 12

[Abuja person @Abujaperson]

Dino me late security Dey suffer

[Abuja President ⚖️ @AbujaPresident]

Nigerian big men are funny sha. 😂

You bought a piece of land worth maybe ₦50 million.

Spent another ₦200 million building a mansion.

Parked cars worth over ₦500 million inside the compound.

Then you hired a security guard to protect properties worth well over ₦1 billion... and you're paying him ₦70k a month.

The same chef that cooks every meal you eat and literally controls what enters your body and determines the next minute you will stay on this earth is earning ₦100k monthly.

Sometimes I just sit down and wonder.

You trust these people with your life and your entire wealth, yet you pay them salaries that can barely take care of them.

Anyways... pray your enemies never come in contact with them o. 😊

[Abuja person @Abujaperson]

If you get car, avoid CNG o. E go reach time wey your motor no go fit climb small hill

[Abuja President ⚖️ @AbujaPresident]

THINGS TO NOTE AS AS AN ABUJA RESIDENT

1. Avoid late night especially along Lugbe
Airport road, Beggar, Kubwa express way, Dei dei to zuba

2. Trust nobody in this city

3. If you are staying with relatives for accommodation, appreciate them everyday you wake up because rent can make you loose a good job in Abuja.

4. Have a side hustle outside your job that pays you monthly.

5. if you are a makeup artist, fashion designer, caterer, Baker, video or photographer etc, Hold your clients tight because they’re 1000 people who does your kind of job and are whiling to take that your client from you.

6. Know where you’re going to and have enough transport. UNCLE ABEG no de work here.

7. Flashy cars doesn’t means wealth in this city. Especially ladies. You will fall victims of wrong people.

8. if you be guy, try to visit Diamond junction around AP plaza, all those crescent around eg konoko crescent in Wuse. Your Babe fit de do ashawo work for that area. Including Kubwa before Catholic Church.

9. Any guy or lady you meet for the first time and it leads to the other levels, use protection. Na fine shodies and uncles de get STD for Abuja o.

10. Make sure you avoid police wahala
Them no send your papa.

11. the fact say you see uncle for wedding with his sweet native, half cover shoe, wristwatch with his Yoruba cap and glasses doesn’t mean he is an odogwu.

12. Lastly don’t forget point number 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11 and 12

[Abuja person @Abujaperson]

Try make friends with one or two bolt drivers o, na them go save you wen e sup

[Abuja President ⚖️ @AbujaPresident]

THINGS TO NOTE AS AS AN ABUJA RESIDENT

1. Avoid late night especially along Lugbe
Airport road, Beggar, Kubwa express way, Dei dei to zuba

2. Trust nobody in this city

3. If you are staying with relatives for accommodation, appreciate them everyday you wake up because rent can make you loose a good job in Abuja.

4. Have a side hustle outside your job that pays you monthly.

5. if you are a makeup artist, fashion designer, caterer, Baker, video or photographer etc, Hold your clients tight because they’re 1000 people who does your kind of job and are whiling to take that your client from you.

6. Know where you’re going to and have enough transport. UNCLE ABEG no de work here.

7. Flashy cars doesn’t means wealth in this city. Especially ladies. You will fall victims of wrong people.

8. if you be guy, try to visit Diamond junction around AP plaza, all those crescent around eg konoko crescent in Wuse. Your Babe fit de do ashawo work for that area. Including Kubwa before Catholic Church.

9. Any guy or lady you meet for the first time and it leads to the other levels, use protection. Na fine shodies and uncles de get STD for Abuja o.

10. Make sure you avoid police wahala
Them no send your papa.

11. the fact say you see uncle for wedding with his sweet native, half cover shoe, wristwatch with his Yoruba cap and glasses doesn’t mean he is an odogwu.

12. Lastly don’t forget point number 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11 and 12

[Abuja person @Abujaperson]

@AbujaPresident The delusional bastards will tell you that the US also buys fuel expensive

[Abuja person @Abujaperson]

@AbujaPresident The truth of the matter is you can’t stay in a house for one full year and something will not go left