Dirk Gently

Still mopping up the House of Blue Leaves

[Dirk Gently @Abundlez]

Makhachev is a fucking dog!

[Shadow el Youtuber @shadowguay666]

Personajes de dragonball cuando detectaban un Ki nuevo

[. @UncleDrewidk]

Kyrie Irving & Al Horford chemistry

[Jays Propaganda @JaysPropaganda]

World B. Free is benefiting greatly from 82-0

[Jeremy Lambert @jeremylambert88]

If you ignore the entire build up to Orton/Cody and then ignore the pre-match stuff and then ignore the actual structure of the match and then ignore the finish and finally ignore the post match angle then you walk away perfectly satisfied.

[Dirk Gently @Abundlez]

@StarScream_Blu This a better build than most of WrestleMania

[Banana Ball @BananaBall_]

Mo’ne Davis (@Monee__11) had an EXCELLENT start to her Banana Ball career 👏

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

DUNE: PART 3 TEASER TRAILER JUST DROPPED

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

[Rohan Nadkarni @RohanNadkarni]

This is incredibly cool — A source familiar with Bad Bunny’s performance tonight tells me that the couple in the halftime show got married for real.

They invited Bad Bunny to their wedding and in turn he invited them to get married during his performance.

[Jim Koenigsberger @Jimfrombaseball]

"Satchel Paige was the best pitcher I ever saw."
Bob Feller
"Satch was the greatest pitcher in baseball."
Ted Williams
"The best and fastest pitcher I've ever faced."
Joe DiMaggio
"The best right hander baseball has ever known."
Bill Veeck
"It starts out like a baseball and when it gets to the plate, it looks like a marble."
Hack Wilson
"Satchel Paige was the toughest pitcher I ever faced.
I couldn't do much with him.
All the years I played there, I never got a hit off of him.
He threw fire."
Buck Leonard
Satchel Paige
With the Kansas City Monarchs, Pittsburgh Crawfords and Harlem Stars.
Art by Graig Kreindler.

[Priyanka Lakhara @codewithpri]

IT’S WILD THAT THE MOST EFFECTIVE WAY TO SAVE SOMETHING AS A PDF IS TO LIE TO YOUR COMPUTER THAT YOU’RE ABOUT TO PRINT IT 😭😭😭

[Shabazz 💫 @ShowCaseShabazz]

The commentator said “aw hell nah” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Dirk Gently @Abundlez]

What?!

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: The World Anti-Doping Agency is reportedly investigating whether or not Olympic ski jumpers are injecting their pen*s' with hyaluronic acid for a competitive edge.

The announcement comes after German newspaper Bild reported on the bizarre accusation.

The outlet reports that multiple people were previously banned from competing after it was revealed they adjusted their suits around the crotch area to provide extra lift.

The scheme made the suits larger, reducing the rate at which they descended.

One study found that for every 2cm in "suit size circumference," there was a 4% reduction in drag, increasing lift by 5%, which can reportedly add an extra 5.8 meters in the length of the jump.

"Jumpers have switched to other methods to game the system when they are measured for their suits, data for which is taken by a 3D scanner from the lowest point of their genitals," the Guardian reported.

"They include injecting acid into their penises or putting clay in their underwear to make their measurements temporarily bigger and therefore their suits looser for when they compete."

In response to the report, Wada president Witold Banka said he was "going to look at it."

[Sam Quinn @SamQuinnCBS]

This is as close to having a baby to try to save a failing marriage as an NBA team is capable of getting.

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

Are we sure Harden asked out?

Or…

Did LAC actually agree to a Garland/Harden trade, then asked a surprised Harden to waive his 15% trade kicker to make it work cuz of Cleve’s 2nd apron? Then Harden said “Fine, but I want an extension.” Cavs said no. So Harden said, “I’m out!”

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

Moussa Cisse hustling back on offense after a big block

[Sam Stein @samstein]

Basic gist

A bunch of the most powerful men in the world knew Jeffrey Epstein was a world class deviant and actively sought to be with him anyways.

A good number of those same men knew they had done just that and insisted there was a great Epstein cabal/cover up for years and that they weren't part of it.

Several of those same men are now pretending like they did nothing wrong.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Even with everything in this Epstein drop, remember: this is a minority of the files.

This is STILL just what they were *willing* to release - in violation of the law, which requires release of all files.

Pam Bondi’s DOJ is still hiding most of them. We need them all.

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Tough scene for the Chris Paul “they’re just losers who don’t want to be held accountable” truthers. That annoying ass nigga just had to go 😂

[Dirk Gently @Abundlez]

Cooper really got a better left hand than most of the league