Commodore

#ManUtd | Financial Economist (MFE)

[Olúṣeun Onìgbìndé @seunonigbinde]

Let’s not lie. This democracy doesn’t serve Nigerians. The effrontery to walk away with 23 cars!

[* @bxxtwo]

Might as well tell these guys Tinubu is a feminist at this point and maybe they will take voting him out seriously.

[AnthonyDzamefe @AnthonyDzamefe]

Don’t women get paid at work ?

[topsᴋi! @dfwtopski]

she left you on read for 5 minutes, lewandowski scored 4 goals in that same time

[Gimba Kakanda @gimbakakanda]

Whatever you do on social media, you are doing it in the shadow of someone who came before you, burned brighter than you, caused more outrage than you, commanded a larger following than you, said something more radical than you, survived a greater scandal than you, or simply grew tired of the circus and stepped aside.

There is almost nothing you can do online today that has not already been done. Not your ideology, your rebellion, your wit, your provocation, your intellectual posturing, your moral crusade, your cancellation campaign, your scandal, your reinvention, or even your spectacular public disgrace.

[Abduljalal Musa Aliyu @AbduljalaalMusa]

Feminists, red-pill men—just a bunch of extremists who cannot see beyond their myopic worldviews.

Idan ba addini, kowa zai yi abin da ya so. Amma idan ka yarda kai Musulmi ne, to Qur’ani da Sunnah su ne ma’aunin da kake amfani da shi wajen kallon duniya.

Shi ya sa Muslim feminists suke bani dariya: you can never fully belong to both when the core principles of feminism conflict with fundamental teachings of Islam.

Misali, Qur’ani ya bayyana cewa namiji ke gaba da mace a cikin rayuwar aure. Idan kika ce a’a, me kike nufi kenan?

Qur’ani ya kuma tanadi cewa a rabon gado, namiji ya samu kaso biyu, mace ta samu kaso daya. A wurin feminists, wannan rashin adalci ne.

Misalan suna da yawa. Matsalar ita ce, da yawa daga cikinsu ba sa damuwa su kai ga zurfin sanin abin da addininsu ya koyar kafin su rungumi wata ideology.

Na yadda cewa kowane musulmi yasan rights and duties din shi. Amma meyasa dole sai ka danganta kanka da wata tafiya da ke barranta da addinin ka?

[Peacock @dawisu]

"A man with no money, is only loved by his mother.”

Unknown

[William “Big Willy” MacMillan @WilliamMac67]

“She’s out of your league”

Don’t you know everyone meets in the FA cup?

[Commodore @Abusahdique]

How time flies. It seems that friendship never came to fruition. Mr Revenue is now opposition number one to the Governor’s seat.

[Yax Mokwa @yaxmokwa]

This is one friend the Niger State Governor needs right now. Revenue. Revenue. Revenue. With his reservoir of what works and what doesn’t when it comes to tax and revenue, the economic team of the Governor can take a cue.

If we fix the Niger State’s economy, it will fix our capital projects.

Let us use the money we have to improve and build several other sources of revenue.

[Nwankudu Osinachi @Osinachi_W]

"Don't worry, my son will Drive you guys to and fro."

A son that is busy, unaware and has things he needs to do.

[OLI @Oli_Ekun]

I wonder if secondary school students still analyze football before assembly the way we used to. Good times.

[والد البنات @HiluxDriver]

Governors will soon follow him there to greet him.

[Adigun Danger Federal🐺 @kaladze__]

Lmao you could be working the same job with a babe and she’d still bill you knowing fully well that you earn the same salary and the salary isn’t enough for one person to get by.

[Simran @SSimrann26]

Someone joined my office today. 40 minutes in, she said she’d forgotten something in her car and went to get it. Never came back. 😭😭

[Adda Fatee @Adda__Fadi]

August salary don finish and we’re still in August. September go long be that. AA kuma sai abunda hali yayi kenan.

[Emma Stoned 🗿 @emma_zoey_reyn]

4 salaries left for the year and I don’t know what I did with the other 8 😭 Life is a tragedy.

[® المهندس ادم حیاة @AHayatu]

Politicians seeking office are like “about to or newly weds”. They can promise you anything. 😄

[Aliyu, H. S. @HASPhD]

If you like do further math.

[Abuja President ⚖️ @AbujaPresident]

Part of My salary goes to Fueling and transporting Myself to work so that I can get another salary.

No bi life be this o.

[𝚄𝚐𝚋𝚎𝚍𝚎𝚘𝚓𝚘. @Just_JONIER]

"Oga, as I dey change the oil for you car, I notice one sound, make I fix am?"