Woll I or Won’t I?

Fan of the Toronto Maple Leafs (1967), Oklahoma Sooners (2000), Green Bay Packers (2011), San Francisco Giants (2014), and Scuderia Ferrari (2008)

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Bank: We need proof you can afford a $2,000/month mortgage.

Me: I’ve been paying $2,800/month in rent for years.

Bank: Doesn’t count.

[Antifa HR Director @berniehoe2]

I HATE THIS PEDO LOVING NATION WITH MY WHOLE SOUL

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Reminder that all of the US World Cup host cities have Democratic mayors.

The visitors are enjoying the blue cities Republicans continually lie about.

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

This is what true patriotism looks like.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

The blatant corruption is just staggering.

[PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl]

Rose garden, colonnade, oval office, East wing, reflecting pool… and now the cherry blossoms? This guy is single-handedly destroying Washington history and the Republicans just keep allowing it. Aren’t they supposed to be conservative??
Conserve something.

[Rebekah Jones @GeoRebekah]

Almost zero coverage on social media about how Trump lost his final appeal and must pay the woman he raped for lying about raping her.

Odd.

[Arun Srinivasan @Arunthings]

Nick Paul: "Growing up in Mississauga, being a Leafs fan. In over an hour, I had 600 messages and missed calls. Having a Leafs jersey on and pretending to score goals. All of this in a short period of time, it still hasn't settled in. More than anything, it's just excitement."

[Justin Bourne @jtbourne]

Thing I like about Leafs new bottom-6 is that it knows what it is. PK, check, do it right. For years Leafs bottom-6 has included like… Spezza and Thornton, Robertson, Jarnkrok, Domi, all these guys that didn’t really wanna play that part. Can skate, bigger, just more predictable

[Brody's Mom @southernwoman64]

These trees were a gift from the Japanese and the oldest in DC

When Nats Park was built, the owners purchased cherry trees specifically bred to bloom early

Planted them in the outfield and cared for them lovingly

Like these trees have been cared for for years and years

They would early in time for Opening Day

When the entire city was covered in pink blooms

Thousands of Americans plan trips to DC to see them

And the monuments

And tour the WH entering through the majestic East Wing

On tours that were managed by the First Lady’s office

Trump doesn’t give a damn about history, heritage, tradition, relationships with foreign allies

If he did, he wouldn’t have unceremoniously torn down the East Wing

Is there ANYONE in DC who will stop this bullshit?

ANYONE

[Covie @covie_93]

Can everyone just step back and realize how insane it is that the US Supreme Court had to rule on the constitutionality of the US CONSTITUTION and the vote to uphold the Constitution wasn't unanimous!!!

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Be depressed and still go to work like the rest of us fucking have to.

[Jeff Veillette @JeffVeillette]

It took a lot of years, but for the first time since Fedorov, the Caps get a second generational talent to play with Ovechkin

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Should be 9-0 since it’s in the fucking constitution.

[Justin Bourne @jtbourne]

Duhaime is fast and hits everything that moves and has some snarl. At the very least, enjoyable bottom-six winger for the Leafs. Maybe makes others expendable?

[Jeff Veillette @JeffVeillette]

And ultimately, like, if Brady wants to be just another guy on the ice and get no media attention that he can't control and to be just a guy on the street that's totally his call, we just better not hear about him being the ultimate Alpha player or whatever ever again

[Jeff Veillette @JeffVeillette]

The fact that the *best* PR answer available to him was "I'd rather coast as a depth guy on an already established contender than remain the captain of an upper-mid team on the rise and keep working for it" shows just how much of an easy-way-out move this is