Dalton Knowles

[Dalton Knowles @AccidentBaby96]

@R_Shoemaker97 @BTnicekids2014 lmaoo you digging DEEP

[Dalton Knowles @AccidentBaby96]

@R_Shoemaker97 @PissJugTycoon @brianna_leah i mean if he aint gonna drink it

[1 new tweet from Art Cai @fartcai]

do italians get the vaccine
like this or like this?

[Dalton Knowles @AccidentBaby96]

@LightsCameraPod @brianna_leah

[Dalton Knowles @AccidentBaby96]

@sarahsunshine_1 delaware's the fake. Aint nobody from delaware, its just where the government manufactures their birds

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

Surgeon: I'm so sorry *grimaces* I'm afraid we lost him

Waldo's wife: this happens a lot

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

bank account: $1400

me to a girl scout: give me the thick mints

[Dalton Knowles @AccidentBaby96]

Hello sir, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

We should just pin all the debt in the world to one guy and then kill him

[joel solomon @joelwsolomon]

This is the most people that have worn masks in Florida in months.

[Dalton Knowles @AccidentBaby96]

This is phenomenal news

[cam @climaxximus]

can't stop thinking about how people that are 5'8" are also 4'20"

[Dalton Knowles @AccidentBaby96]

@mariabestwest lipstick, personally

[Dalton Knowles @AccidentBaby96]

@sarahsunshine_1 why would tacobell take away the cheesy gordita crunch WHY

[. @SuiNeltwork]

goofy has escaped

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

going thru pornhub and 👎ing any vid where I don’t see wedding rings

[Timothee Chablagoo @LuciousDymonbag]

If I was at the front of highway traffic I would simply press the acceleration pedal

[Ryland Goede @CoachGoede]

If people were as passionate about Jesus as they are about politics our world would be a completely different place.

[Dalton Knowles @AccidentBaby96]

This tweet is contested. Independent fact checkers have found no evidence of a time in which it was not cool to know Dalton Knowles.