AceCorban

I love the Constitution and all of it's amendments except the 18th. I especially love the 1st, which gives me the right to say men cannot get pregnant

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@BENZOTOOIE If you showed me this 10 years ago, I'da said it was a lazy photoshop job, but AI could do better in seconds. So this is real? The fuck?

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@RepPettersen this looks very scientific... quick: tax the shit out of everyone, tell them how to live and waste all that money on programs that accomplish nothing! "Our Democracy"!

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@TheCriticalDri2 😢

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@NYCMayor The government is telling people how they should be setting their thermostats. I think a line was crossed somewhere between the founding of our country and now. I can't quite figure out when, though. 🤔

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@joeroganhq JFK - "Ask not what your country can do for you..."

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@libsoftiktok 9x Based

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@EndWokeness So, she's pro-deportation then?

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@JohnKasich What's the T in TPS stand for?

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@dom_lucre He seems like a genuinely awesome guy.

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@joeroganhq Agreed, it has to stop.

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@Sebbywebz I will submit to you, the final boss music of Mystic Quest, still sticks in my memory, to this day.

https://t.co/L0wuIgDuvi

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@DerrickEvans4WV You don't "believe in" scientific facts, you "believe in" religions, which climate change is.

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@joeroganhq Because it is grammatically incorrect. You don't use the word "all" when there are only two of something.

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@ianmiles Nah, that was it. That's what they spent the last 13 years working on.

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@joeroganhq He says that because when he's on any street, he's not in his house with his awful wife.

Here's some help, Will. Ditch that witch. Please.

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@joeroganhq his acting isn't what it once was

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@DefiantLs Trump will outlive this lizard person

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@DerrickEvans4WV @WhiteHouse Don't worry, in 2028, Kamala and/or Newsom will definitely make life better for us.

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@joeroganhq And yet, she'll never shut up about him.