Ace Defective

He/Him
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[Arc 🦃 @arcgustine]

Honestly if they sent a honeypot after me she’d probably fall in love with me and betray China

[uteruscurse @iloveubudweiser]

Praying she did a good job so China can mass produce and drive down prices

[ًًneenee ⚢ @noonchaand]

if you're a college student in november they fucking kill you btw

[monkey car @PrimateVehicle]

Why the fuck would I ever step out of my comfort zone it's literally called the comfort zone

[Triple Double Cocaine Bear @eyejustkantbro]

Niggas said that Charlie Kirk shit was gonna start a revolution and they lost South Carolina and Texas a year later its tears in my fucking eyes dude

[Basil🧡 (they/them) @LinkofSunshine]

They’re saying Vance is being sold for percs by Trump this time

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

rough night for the Republicans. If I were currently The Vice President of The United States I’d probably just kill myself @JDVance

[Aidan Mulshine @AidanMulshine]

the goal of watching movies is so you can make as many References as possible

[kendall @superiorsantina]

if you ever feel like you're lagging behind your peers and falling short in life, it is imperative that you lash out on the people closest to you

[mio !! @ i love yumeslop @fraise2free]

she jackin on my lantern til i holler ween

[the man formerly known as indeed @punishedindeed]

it is in the international proletariat's interest that the titanfall series be revived

[Lilluvbug X Leem5st @Lil_Hass]

You tell a bitch you hungry she be like “come eat this pussy” Bitch I want a breakfast sandwich

[danika @m0rning_stars]

all i can remember from early childhood is that i always felt just wrong and fundamentally different in a way i couldn’t understand and still don’t really

[mino (🎂2 WEEKS. ) @dumbSpiderDawg]

how it feels to interact with your friends after an extremely minor fuck-up and expect them to despise you after it

[♦️DiamondsCheat♦️ @DiamondsChest]

How it feels to wait on your friends in a VC and that one friend who fucking sucks joins the call

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

The literacy crisis isn’t that people can’t read the words. It’s that they can’t understand the context, infer meaning, recognise nuance, identify contradictions, or draw logical conclusions from what they’ve read