Ace Moneymaker

World's greatest agent. Taking angry phone calls since 2004. NASCAR fanatic. I think it, I say it. For the most part.

[Ace Moneymaker @AceMoneymaker06]

@CDGSU @iRacing I’m HIM. I’ve BEEN him. I will continue to be HIM. I’m handing out six foot contracts to five-foot-ten drivers. On and off the track, straight fundamentals, no funny business. Flipped an air wrench into an empire. This ain’t nothing to me, man.

[Ace Moneymaker @AceMoneymaker06]

@NotMattyDYT @HarrisLue Hey, hey, driver! You gonna pick up the phone? I’ve got drivers angry like you wouldn’t BELIEVE over here. What do you want me to do about it?

[Ace Moneymaker @AceMoneymaker06]

@vanripperart @Steal_your_shit YOU KILLED HER YOU BASTARD

[Ace Moneymaker @AceMoneymaker06]

@juiceetin Aw, 50,000 carats? I wanted dinner with Fuji Kiseki!
“50,000 carats can buy many dinners with Fuji Kiseki.”
Explain.
“Money can be exchanged for goods and services.”

[Ace Moneymaker @AceMoneymaker06]

@DirtyMoMedia @DaleJr Hey, if you’re looking to make that charity event a thing, I might be able to figure something out… just need to borrow a few modifieds from someone somewhere and…

[Ace Moneymaker @AceMoneymaker06]

@Andrettism “we want more drivers with personality”
“no not like that”

[Ace Moneymaker @AceMoneymaker06]

@wsbtv “university of georgia athlete arrested for speeding” yeah fork found in kitchen, next

[Ace Moneymaker @AceMoneymaker06]

@pinkyytoee

[Ace Moneymaker @AceMoneymaker06]

@feralhousepuppy

[Ace Moneymaker @AceMoneymaker06]

@TruthInspectorD There is an entire quarter to third of the HD2 playerbase that make sure to do everything in their power to tell you they would rather be playing “Starship Troopers: Extermination” - except actually play “Starship Troopers: Extermination.”

Many lessons to be learned here.

[Ace Moneymaker @AceMoneymaker06]

@baskinator “humans aren’t the enemy” yeah well Redditors aren’t humans so

[Ace Moneymaker @AceMoneymaker06]

@urfavadawong LEON YOU FOOL NOW HOW WILL THE REDFIELD LINEAGE CONTINUE

[Ace Moneymaker @AceMoneymaker06]

@maraevantree not a vtuber but I used to know a vtuber that got their start on iFunny

they were a kasane teto fan account and actually had a decent following only to lose a LARGE chunk of it a few months after starting vtubing when they announced they weren’t female but actually mtf trans

[nascarman @nascarman_rr]

In 2021, I asked you to predict who would win today's Daytona 500

Congratulations to those who correctly predicted five years ago that Tyler Reddick would win the 2026 Daytona 500

[Ace Moneymaker @AceMoneymaker06]

@LesPaulMan14 @nascarman_rr Yeah, I mean, shoot, back in 2021 I posted this as a joke cause 23XI was literally just starting with the Wallace car and nothing more and I wasn’t sure what their expansion plans over the next couple years were going to be. And now here we are.

[Ace Moneymaker @AceMoneymaker06]

@nascarman_rr oh shit

[Ace Moneymaker @AceMoneymaker06]

@nascarman_rr 23XI second car

[Ace Moneymaker @AceMoneymaker06]

we’re so back

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

16 drivers. 10 races. No eliminations.

The Chase is back.

[Ace Moneymaker @AceMoneymaker06]

@LeftTurnMan say you ain’t talking about 101.1, brother

[Ace Moneymaker @AceMoneymaker06]

@AggyTachyon nah it’s simple, see, just CLONE YOURSELF and then send the CLONE to the library on May 10, 2026 while you observe from the outside

[Ace Moneymaker @AceMoneymaker06]

Anyone know if @Daniel_SuarezG is still associated with PETA? You know, the guys that just drew gore of an anime girl in order to try and say “horse racing is bad, you chud” like it was a normal thing to do?

Might have to stop being a fan if he is.

[Ace Moneymaker @AceMoneymaker06]

@windVOW8820 I’ve been patiently waiting for the phone call ever since iRacing picked up the game rights, but it’s been dead as a doorknob on my end.

Perhaps the world has moved on from Ace…