Ace Sidney

Irreverent comedy writer. Email me- I have been in front of my computer writing all day and I'm out of chips.

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Depression has me up at 2 am many mornings, well before #5amwritersclub, but the door is always open, so I will begin….

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#5amwritersclub Everyone asked Pom why they had to get on their knees, just to get a haircut. #WhoisPomBates #Portsdale #StMarysCemetery

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#bfc530 #WhoisPomBates #Portsdale #StMaryCemetery

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#5amwritersclub #WhoisPomBates Portsdale celebrated his death

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#5amwritersclub Uh oh.

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#5amwritersclub Pom was nothing more than a reminder that evil exists everywhere, even in a small town church. #WhoisPomBates #StMarys #Portsdale

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#5amwritersclub #StMarysCemetery #WhoisPomBates #Portland Whatever you do, do not go near Peter’s grave.

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#5amwritersclub #writerslife #Portland #StMarysCemetery #NewEngland #WhoisPomBates Pom after a long and hard day, simply Petered out.

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#5amwritersclub Evil men reside everywhere….even in church graveyards. #WhoisPomBates

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#5amwritersclub #WhoisPomBates

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#5amwritersclub Pom died following a stroke. Not the kind you think of, though. The other kind of stroke. #overthebridge #whoisPomBates

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#5amwritersclub His name was Peter, but everyone called him Pom. #WhoisPomBates?

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#5amwritersclub As a tribute to #PomBates, every single person at St. Mary’s Cemetery fell to their knees.

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#5amwritersclub Wow! I never join late. A good night’s sleep: it does exist.

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@VickieMWV Morning!

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#5amwritersclub Pom Bates was a church leader, but his behavior was anything but reverent.

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#5amwritersclub Channel surfing to see the episode of South Park with the devil is a sign that I need to keep writing about the evil that lies in the cemetery at St. Mary’s Church. Or, am I reading too much into a cartoon?

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#5amwritersclub There is an evil so strong in St Mary’s Cemetery that someone has to tell its story. I’m ready.

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#5amwritersclub This sense of humor of mine is keeping me busy. #humorwriter #comedywriter #humor

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#5amwritersclub Good morning. #Writing and #humor will get me through this day, as they have every other day.