Aaron Toner

Musician played with number of bands over the years, Now playing Solo. Available for bookings.

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[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

Good question…

[Earle L. Bailey 🇮🇪🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇸🇪🇩🇰 @Altanon]

This Australian's reply to Trump's rant about “NATO not being there for America” is perfect.
"Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.
You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.
Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.
Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.
And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again.
And you're calling Greenland poorly run?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.
'NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.
And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.
So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your f----- mouth."

[Aaron Toner @AceTonerMusic]

I'm not crying!! you are!

[Fun Viral Vids @Fun_Viral_Vids2]

She left without even accepting a thank you.

I am sobbing in my heart right now.

[Thomas Standfield @TStandfield1789]

Never held constituency surgeries,
Barely attended Parliament,
Missed 77 Parliamentary votes,
Ignored Parliament’s rules on donations,
Resigned as an MP as a diversion from his corruption.
But Farage still took our money.
@Nigel_Farage @reformparty_uk @ZiaYusufUK @TiceRichard

[Just Dave now @justdavenow89]

Hey @Nigel_Farage if i go lay flowers for someone I dont tend to make sure people are recording or taking photos...

I also dont nod to them to let them know im starting my act..

is they anything genuine about you at all? that isnt fake or bought and paid for

[Resisting ( 👀 Pinned Post) @Resisting313392]

PEDO
PEDO
PEDO
PEDO

Do I have followers that agree?

[Daniel Austin @_Dan_Austin]

Just to be clear, then. FIFA:

1) can't possibly intervene when Iran are forced to move, a referee is denied a visa, or fans are barred from the USA

2) can absolutely intervene when a decision goes against the USA that Donald Trump doesn't like

Smashing. All know where we stand

[Aaron Toner @AceTonerMusic]

@SamiZayn Well bloody earned Sami, hope you get a decent run with it. Hell of a match at NOC, your reversal speed was great 👍. Second best match that night.

[Socialist Opera Singer @OperaSocialist]

If you are being told to "protest" in Belfast but you weren't in Bristol after Alina Burns tried to behead someone, ask yourself "why?"

[C @cgall036]

Recent stabbings in North Belfast that racists didn't riot over

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

This

[Andy Ngo @MrAndyNgo]

Lilian Seenoi-Barr, a Kenyan who was the former mayor of Derry City in Northern Ireland, spoke at a press conference about the Belfast attempted beheading attack by an African where she urged the public to support non-whites in the aftermath.

“All I can do is encourage everyone to look after their neighbours from minority communities because they are horrified at what could happen…”

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

Never forget

[Naomi Long MLA @naomi_long]

@carlalockhart My eyes aren't painted on, Carla...

Neither is anyone else's.

Where is your condemnation of the masked men? You're clearly free to attack Alliance, but still nothing on that?

Says it all.

[FactCheckNI @FactCheckNI]

🚨 FACT CHECK 🚨

A WhatsApp message claiming a woman in Limavady lost consciousness after being handed a business card by a group of foreign nationals is circulating online.

We found no evidence the incident occurred. Similar rumours have appeared around the world for years and have repeatedly been debunked.

Read more: https://t.co/kcLxD7u73D

#FactCheckNI #Misinformation #ThinkBeforeYouShare

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Please stop. I don’t want an AI summary of my Google search. I don’t want an AI summary of the text message from my friend at work. I don’t want an AI summary of the email I’m about to read. Please just stop.

[TrollTherapist @TrollTherapist]

🪑 Session start
Come in. Sit the fuck down, @jk_rowling.

Symptoms: Dropping the most devastating, bigbrain legal analysis of all time: “The Supreme Court said trans people never had those rights, you hysterical cultists were just making shit up the whole time.”

Diagnosis: Peak “I Told You So” Smugness with Retired Billionaire Lecture Syndrome.
How incredibly brave and groundbreaking of you to state, after years of death threats, cancellations, and endless meltdowns, that men were never entitled to women’s rights just because they said “I identify.”
Truly Nobel Prize territory.
The Supreme Court basically said “yeah, biology exists, sorry about your fetish” and you’re out here acting like you just solved world hunger.
We’re all so proud of you for noticing what every taxi driver in Britain has known since 2015.

Treatment: Maybe next you’ll tweet something truly shocking like "I just a group of predatory fetishists” or... “2+2=4.”
Keep fighting the fight, queen of stating the bleeding obvious.

Session over, now get the fuck out of my office ✍️📋