Colleen Schneider MD PhD

Physician scientist and peds PM&R resident at U Colorado. Travel with Happy Spatula. She/Her

[Colleen Schneider MD PhD @Acetyl_Colleen]

My life goal is to live in a house where all my furniture hangs from the ceiling.

[Monica Verduzco-Gutierrez, MD @MVGutierrezMD]

🔥Hot off the press in @PMRJournal & timely with #Match2023 🔥

We looked at gender, race/ethnicity trends of applicants from 6 match cycles 2014-2020 & compared with PM&R.
1/ So much data...
URiM were less represented as residents than applicants.
https://t.co/doAmVmWNyP

[Colleen Schneider MD PhD @Acetyl_Colleen]

Human actions that need medical terms:
-To blow one’s nose
-To lean on one’s elbows

Humans actions that surprisingly have medical terms:
-tachyphylaxis: To get so used to a drug that it no longer works
-tenesmus: to feel like you need to poop after already pooping

Any others?

[Colleen Schneider MD PhD @Acetyl_Colleen]

Today at Grand Rounds, I ran into a PI I worked for 12 years ago. Told my co-residents this and then immediately felt old. #mudphudProblems

[Colleen Schneider MD PhD @Acetyl_Colleen]

If you are curious why SSRIs might promote plasticity, check out my review paper on this subject https://t.co/qb4A0q3mUN

[Colleen Schneider MD PhD @Acetyl_Colleen]

Excited to share our new paper reporting on a pilot randomized clinical trial of fluoxetine for vision recovery after stroke! All hope for fluoxetine to promote neuroplasticity is not lost! https://t.co/0VN1uy5FK1

[URochester SMD @URochester_SMD]

Throwback to our MD graduation ceremony when @Acetyl_Colleen was hooded by her grandfather, Dr. David Kluge! Dr. Kluge also earned his MD at SMD (in 1954). Such a special moment for granddaughter and grandfather! 😊 #UR2022

[Colleen Schneider MD PhD @Acetyl_Colleen]

On this @colgateuniv day, I graduated from the @UofR (Colgate’s daughter school) with my MD PhD! #colgateDay #FridayThe13th

[Colleen Schneider MD PhD @Acetyl_Colleen]

A great group of physician scientists to train with these past 9 years! PhD graduation tomorrow and MD graduation on Saturday!! Double doctor, here I come!

[Rochester MSTP @RocMSTP]

We had a great time celebrating our graduates over an intimate (and delicious) dinner! It’s always bittersweet to say goodbye to our graduates, but we are so excited to see what they do next!

[Colleen Schneider MD PhD @Acetyl_Colleen]

I miss doing science in a lab with labmates nearby to bounce ideas off of

[Dr. Shadowgazer @DShadowgazer]

yo octopuses have 3 hearts imagine doing CPR what a shit show

[Institute for Healing and Justice in Medicine @IHJM_]

Black & brown communities bear a disproportionate burden of CKD / kidney failure but @NKF recently changed the eGFR equation to address the built-in racism – now’s the time to make sure it’s implemented everywhere! Share this & let's get it done! #NationalMinorityHealthMonth

[The Notorious EEG (M. Scott Perry MD) @TheNotoriousEEG]

I’m looking to add more #neuroart to our new clinic - so far we have works from @LauraBundesen @bramblitt @artologica @GDunnArt, & others. I need more artists with a connection to the #neurosciences to fill out our walls. Contact me to join the collection! #neurotwitter 🧠🎨🖼

[Colleen Schneider MD PhD @Acetyl_Colleen]

@AAPMR @AAPhysiatrists

[Colleen Schneider MD PhD @Acetyl_Colleen]

I matched to my top choice program for residency! I will be in the combined pediatric and physical medicine and rehabilitation residency program at University of Colorado! After 15 years away, I am returning to live and work in my beloved home state!

[Colleen Schneider MD PhD @Acetyl_Colleen]

Today I found out I matched to a residency program! (Friday I will find out where.) Today is also 7 years since my dad had a stroke. 2 years since COVID shut down. Oh and pi day! #emotionalRollerCoaster

[Colleen Schneider MD PhD @Acetyl_Colleen]

@mattnightingale @WeRTheQuest @tonygapastione Wow what an amazing story. As somebody who does research and clinical work on stroke and recovery, it is so lovely to hear when it all goes right! And always interesting to hear a first person account of the actual experience. So glad you are ok!

[Colleen Schneider MD PhD @Acetyl_Colleen]

@IHJM_ now has a healthcare provider infographic about updates to the eGFR! Alt text here: https://t.co/OnRbI8cd2v

[Colleen Schneider MD PhD @Acetyl_Colleen]

Does anybody actually use those iPads at every airport restaurant?

[Colleen Schneider MD PhD @Acetyl_Colleen]

@zdLski What about just the first letter of every color: white/wrong, yellow, green? Would a screen reader pick that up?

Wordle 210 4/6

⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ W W W W W
🟩⬜🟨🟨⬜ G W Y Y W
🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ G G G W W
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 G G G G G

[Colleen Schneider MD PhD @Acetyl_Colleen]

Still reflecting on how great a year 2019 was.

[Colleen Schneider MD PhD @Acetyl_Colleen]

I’m taking this week to reflect on how great a year 2019 was.