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Did some leaf blowing today they all had tiny dicks that crinkle in your mouth

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Tarantino finally announces last movie. I’m very excited for Tarantino’s Little Women!

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Things I’ve said on Christmas vacation so far: We can’t let guys with slick back hair and leather jackets do whatever they want.

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Cop at my car window: what are you transporting?

Me: a dead body

Coo: Hands let me see hands

Me: I meant me cuz I’m dead inside

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Baby Jesus is definitely the most famous baby, baby Muhammad never had a chance

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Soon there’s will to be tv shows about haunted tents, because no one can afford houses.

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My nieces: Let’s watch Moana

Me: Ok but imma need to smoke some Moana

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What did we learn? Giving Jake Paul attention= disappointment

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Can this get me banned from Twitter?

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Fuck off Mulan was real!

[Fact @Fact]

Pocahontas is the only Disney princess based on a real person.

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I uh….

[Fact @Fact]

According to one study, being hungry also helps you make better decisions.

[Timothy Snyder @TimothyDSnyder]

"The people who watched Trump’s television ads... had not been harmed by a transgender person, or by an immigrant, or by a woman of color. The magic lies in the daring it takes to declare a weaker group to be part of an overwhelming conspiracy."
https://t.co/13V5qdSgKW

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200 years ago we’re dudes publishing news paper articles about the hanging was too woke?

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The Bible opens with a weird porno where naked people talk to animals

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With todays modern lingo The Goonies reboot will be disgusting.

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@AmazingPopPod If the real Hulk shows up and fights him I’ll say best MCU movie ever made.

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@jbromovies It always was

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My work wife is a bathroom stall.

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@DCUSuperboy You were really close but I’m pretty Diddy Flash wasn’t in Batman Vs Superman

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They say jump, I say how high do you want me to get?